Open Post: Hosted By The Southwest Pilot Who Threatened To Turn Back To The Gate If Passengers Didn’t Stop Airdropping Him Nudes
A recent viral TikTok shows a Southwest Airlines pilot giving his Mexico-bound flight a stern talking-to after some passengers AirDropped him nude pics before takeoff. How many people did this? Were the photos of the passengers themselves or random naked people found on Google? Was the pilot hot? We may never know the answers to these questions, but the situation was serious enough for the pilot to get on the PA system and threaten to go back to the gate and ruin his passengers’ vacation if they didn’t quit it. Sky-Daddy is pissed.
Here’s exactly what the pilot said, via Complex:
“So here’s the deal, if this continues while we’re on the ground, I’m going to have to pull back to the gate, everybody’s going to have to get off, we’re going to have to get security involved and [your] vacation is going to be ruined,” the pilot is heard saying over the intercom in the video.
He continued, “So you folks, whatever that AirDrop thing is, quit sending naked pictures, and let’s get yourself to Cabo.”
Here’s the TikTok:
@teighmars @robloxsouthwestair takes airdropping nudes very seriously. #AEJeansSoundOn #WorldPrincessWeek
Afterward, Southwest issued this statement to the New York Post:
“The safety, security and wellbeing of Customers and Employees is the Southwest Team’s highest priority at all times. When made aware of a potential problem, our employees address issues to support the comfort of those traveling with us.”
This AirDrop-on-an-airplane shit is getting out of control! In June, a man was caught AirDropping pics of his junk to other passengers on a Denver-bound Southwest flight. He was apprehended by local police when they landed. The month before that, 166 passengers on a plane in Tel Aviv were AirDropped multiple creepy photos, including plane crash pictures. Nope. NOPE! The plane went back to the terminal, everyone was evacuated, and, eventually, nine passengers were arrested.
But back to AirDropping nudes. I guess it’s just a modern way of wearing a trench coat and flashing strangers in public. In one hundred years, pervs will just have to wink at you, and an image of their penis will be neurologically transmitted into your mind’s eye. And a hundred years after that? Nada. Humans will have evolved past their genitals.
Pic: Paramount Pictures