Night Crumbs

A GIF of THE QUEEN telling Prince William to stand his ass up is making the rounds, and it’s the posh British version of an abuelita burning you with a stank eye as she reaches for her chancleta. That “reaching for her chancleta” move tells you that you better stand up, straighten up and shut the fuck up – Lainey Gossip
Bella Hadid is ready for her third face – Celebitchy
Jules Wainstein of The Real Drunkwives of New York City filed for divorce after her Keebler Elf of a husband cheated on her – Reality Tea
Question: Is Backdoor Farrah’s ass skin made of plastic or did she use an Instagram filter to erase all her butt pimples? – The Superficial
How many of Oscar the Grouch’s relatives died to make Bella Thorne’s ugly sandals? – Drunken Stepfather
The Wicked movie is finally coming out….. in 3 long years – Jezebel
RuPaul gives his thoughts about the massacre in Orlando – Towleroad
Vanessa Hudgens’ “covering face with coffee” skills are getting slightly better – Popoholic
Natalie Dormer’s top looks like a Christmas placemat I made for my mom in the second grade – Hollywood Tuna
A Married With Children reunion will probably never ever happen – HuffPo
Panty Creamer of the Day: Vintage Stanley Tucci struttin’ his ass in a tank top for a Levi’s commercial – SOW
Do we even have to go through the whole election process now that THE MIGHTY O has chosen her candidate? – Boy Culture
BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston did a pap stroll without a bottle of Smart Water in her hand – Just Jared