Shocking to absolutely no one with any previous knowledge of Chris Brown, his relationship with Nia Guzman, the mother of his 2-year-old daughter Royalty, is every kind of messy. They fought over child support. They fought over custody. She accused him of giving their daughter asthma by exposing her to weed and cigarette smoke. Well, a judge recently put an end to a bunch of their battles, and TMZ says Chris came out the clear winner.

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Woody Harrellson’s trailer is pretty basic, actually. – raincoaster

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Man, that’s some shit weed. – vernicious

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Hostess’ Deep Fried Twinkies sold EXCLUSIVELY at Walmart. (That sentence is so ‘Murican that after I typed it, my ass farted out the first few lines of the Star-Spangled Banner.)

For years and years, the culinary crown jewel of state fairs around the country has been the deep fried Twinkie. (I haven’t had one at a state fair, but I had one at a street fair once, and they didn’t deep fry it long enough so it was just a mushy barf mound of sugar, oil and soggy cake. My mouth loved every second of that grossness even though my body was like, “I’m not sure if you want us to have a heart attack or get the ‘beetus?”) Hostess has decided to make the dreams of stoners and Mama June’s tribe come true by butt burping up Deep Fried Twinkies into the freezer section at Walmart.

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Julianne and Derek Hough organized a jogging event at a Los Angeles park yesterday. There was also a video being shot. It’s something they do when they’re not dancing with clearance aisle celebrities, starring in unnecessary remakes, bearding Kardashian enablers, and making poor choices in Halloween costumes. Wow, Derek doesn’t really do much, does he? Just dances, goes for a shirtless run, repeats.  Sis is out there striving to appear in every terrible film she can to keep her personal brand going, and he just has to flash his nips once in awhile to stay relevant. That’s sexism. Wait, did I just refer to Burlesque as terrible? I did, because it’s really hard to just watch the scenes with Cher and Cam Gigandet’s buttcheeks without running into Xtina.

Enjoy a slew of Hough pics in the gallery below.

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It’s been claimed that the lone hindrance to my complete appreciation of The Devil Wears Prada, Adrian Grenier, is way hung. He has now confirmed it. I’ll wait while the thirstier among you utilize Google Images to find some VPLs of Adrian Grand Marnier.

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