Eat Pray Love’s Elizabeth Gilbert Might Have Left The “Love” Guy For Her Best Friend
Earlier in the summer we learned that Elizabeth Gilbert, writer of Eat, Pray, Love and person who looks like someone whose Secret Santa gift is always an Oprah & Deepak Mantras & Music CD, was getting divorced from her husband of 9 years José Nunes. José was the real “Felipe“, aka the guy Elizabeth fell in love with in the Love part of Eat, Pray, Love. At the time, Elizabeth claimed the reason for their split was “very personal.” As it turns out, the “very personal” she was talking about might have been that she was getting very personal with her best lady friend of 15 years Rayya Elias.
Open Post: Hosted By A Riveting Reboot Of “Stranger Things”
The world needs another reboot as much as I need another visit from crabs, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that this is the kind of reboot we can fully embrace.
Internet famous pug, Doug The Pug, really stretched himself as an artiste by starring in a one-pug reboot of Stranger Things called Stranger Pugs. The first rule of rebooting a favorite is: DON’T! But if you must, you should put your own spin on it, up the budget and take it to artistically new places that the original never went. Doug The Pug did all of that and more. I was going to say that Doug plays all the roles, but Doug doesn’t play. Doug became all of the characters. Daniel Day-Lewis and Meryl Streep will soon throw Snausages at him while begging him to teach them his thespian skills. But what Doug The Pug possesses cannot be taught! You have to be born with his kind of gift.
(But seriously, Doug The Pug does give more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart. Although, that isn’t saying much since this pen holder next to me gives more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.)
Yes, Doug The Pug’s “Barb” is more like Annie as Tootsie, but that’s what real artists do. They reinvent! If TV Land knows what’s good, they’d make Doug The Pug in charge of their Heathers reboot. Only Doug can do it justice!
via Mashable
Kanye West Has Signed Tyga To His Record Label
Someone must have pressed her rubberized Creepy Crawler lips up to Kanye West’s ear and threatened to stop letting him pick out her outfits unless he gave Tyga something to do besides spending Kylie Jenner’s money on cars that get repo’d. Because last night Kanye announced that he has done his family a favor by signing Tyga to his record label, GOOD Music. How very kind and generous of Kanye. Kris Jenner will no doubt have a very nice present waiting for you under the Khristmas tree this year. Oooh, maybe it will be a talking parrot that says “you’re a genius” every 10 minutes.
Natalie Portman Is Probably Most Likely Pregnant
Natalie Portman is at the Venice Film Festival where she’s selling two pieces of Oscar bait: one’s called Planetarium and the other one’s the Jackie Kennedy biopic called Jackee. (Typo and it stays, because I need to put the idea of a Jackée Harry biopic out into the universe.) In the pictures that have come out from Venice, Natalie has been looking a little inflated in the stomach area and some figured that she’s either got some vegan burrito-induced bloat up in there or her ballerino husband’s jizz fish pirouetted into one of her ovary eggs. It’s probably the second one.
Brad Pitt Is Baffled By Brexit And Donald Trump
I’ve always pictured Brad Pitt as a real “reach for the comics page first” type of morning newspaper reader. Then when he’s done chuckling about Garfield (“Shoot Angie, I don’t know if Odie will ever catch a break!“), he grabs the thickest section and takes it to the garage, where he props it under his head like a pillow and takes a much-needed post-thinking nap. Brad must have accidentally rolled over onto the news section during a recent garage nap and read a few newsprint headlines that transferred onto this cheek, because Brad has some thoughts about Brexit and Donald Trump.
Goodnight, The Doll: The Lady Chablis Has Died
Georgia and the world is a lot less glamorous, sparkly and pucker-inducing today, because one of the crown jewels of Savannah and the grand dames of the drag world, The Lady Chablis, is now roaring up in heaven with the angels. WTOC reports that The Lady Chablis (or “The Doll” as many called her) died today at St. Joseph’s/Candler hospital in Savannah while surrounded by her family and friends. She was 59.