Natalie Portman Is Probably Most Likely Pregnant

September 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Natalie Portman is at the Venice Film Festival where she’s selling two pieces of Oscar bait: one’s called Planetarium and the other one’s the Jackie Kennedy biopic called Jackee. (Typo and it stays, because I need to put the idea of a Jackée Harry biopic out into the universe.) In the pictures that have come out from Venice, Natalie has been looking a little inflated in the stomach area and some figured that she’s either got some vegan burrito-induced bloat up in there or her ballerino husband’s jizz fish pirouetted into one of her ovary eggs. It’s probably the second one.

Natalie showed up to the Venice Film Festival premiere of Planetarium today with a bump that on me would say, “sucking in while at a pool party,” but on her says, “PREGNANT!” A source exclusively confirms to UsWeekly that Natalie has a CASE OF THE BABIES. A different source exclusively tells me that UsWeekly’s source is probably a photo department intern who has eyeballs that can see things.

Portman is pregnant! Natalie Portman is expecting her second child with her husband, Benjamin Millepied, a source reveals exclusively to Us Weekly.

The Black Swan actress didn’t appear to be keeping her pregnancy a secret either. An onlooker tells Us that the actress was rubbing her belly at the star-studded event.

35-year-old Natalie and her 39-year-old ballerino husband of 4 years already have a 5-year-old son named Aleph Portman-Millepied. 

The good thing for Natalie is that now that she’s moved to Los Angeles from France, she can be comfortable in the official Southern California maternity uniform (pregnancy-shart-stained sweat shorts, a sleeveless In-N-Out crop top  and worn-out UGGs) instead of being uncomfortable in the official Parisian maternity uniform (a full-length fitted Chanel gown, opera gloves and a level 10 snob-face). And the Oscars are still far away (6 months), so if Natalie is nominated, she won’t have to worry about her water breaking on the red carpet. But then again, I’m sure Natalie won’t even submit herself, because the last thing she wants is another false idol she can’t keep track of.

Here’s Natalie with her Planetarium co-star and Johnny Depp’s daughter, Lily-Rose Depp at today’s premiere.

Pics: Splash

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