Open Post: Hosted By Natalie Portman In A Jackie Kennedy Wig

December 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Jaclyn Smith played Jacqueline Kennedy in a TV movie in the 80s, so I don’t know why Hollywood keeps making movies about her. Nothing can top Jaclyn Smith as Jackie Kennedy! (Truth talk: I never saw it, but I’m sure I’m not wrong.) Stale piece of whole wheat bread crust Minka Kelly, Katie Holmes and Jeanne Tripplehorn have all sort-of recently played Jackie O and now it’s Natalie Portman’s turn.

Refined French lady Natalie Portman is playing Jacqueline Kennedy in Jackie. Jackie follows Jacqueline Kennedy in the few days after President John F. Kennedy’s assassination. Shooting is happening right now in Paris. Pablo LarraĆ­n is directing and it also stars Peter Sarsgaard as Robert Kennedy, Greta Gerwig and John Hurt.

Deadline posted the first picture of Natalie as First Lady Jackie, and well, I see Natalie Portman in a flip wig. I will save all of my OUTRAGE for when the teaser trailer comes out, but I already know I’m going to be highly disappointed in this movie. Since this movie takes place in 1963, there will not be a scene where a pissed-off, messy Jackie gets into Marilyn Monroe’s face at a party and says this:

What I’m saying is that there should be a law that states that every Natalie Portman movie must have that line in it.

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