When It Comes To Baby Birthing, Pete Campbell And Rory Gilmore Are The TV Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling

May 19, 2016 / Posted by:

2016 IS the year of the secret baby! It makes me want to have a secret baby. But you know, if I did, it wouldn’t stay a secret that long. If a human baby with my DNA was born, CPS would immediately sniff them out and open up a file.

When Eva Mendes got knocked up with her second GosBaby, nobody found out until their child was almost ready to make an appearance. When Eva did birth out her and Ryan Gosling’s second daughter Amada Lee Gosling, we didn’t find out until about 2 weeks later. Well, 37-year-old Vincent Kartheiser and 34-year-old Alexis Bledel managed to outdo their asses in the secret baby department.

Last November, it was rumored that Pete Campbell and Rory Gilmore, who got secret married in 2014, made a baby. Their reps didn’t say shit about that rumor at the time, and I know that the paparazzi aren’t exactly camped out in Rory Gilmore’s b-hole, but they still never got pictures of her growing baby-baking area. E! News says that when the rumor about Rory having a CASE OF THE BABIES came out, she was actually already done with being pregnant and had the baby. Their son will turn 1 this fall. Stealth bitches are stealth.

They may have been able to keep their secret baby a secret forever if it wasn’t for Alexis Bledel’s Gilmore Girls co-star Scott Patterson. Scott let the secret baby out of the bag while talking to Glamour magazine:

“It was great to see her. She’s really blossomed as a woman and now she’s a proud new mother and married and happy. I remember her as an 18-year-old kid, fresh out of college coming into Hollywood and being a little overwhelmed. She’s just the most likeable, intelligent person and adorable human being. She hasn’t changed at all. She looks the same.

We’re comparing notes because my son is about a year and a half older than her young son. I’m showing her photos and videos and what to expect. We’re just really enjoying each other’s company.”

After Scott ran his fat mouth, Alexis’ rep confirmed to E! that yup, Rory and Pete had a shush baby. Yeah, so I guess this means that Vincent no longer thinks that newborn babies are contributing to the end of the world because they greedily suck up all the planet’s resources. Alexis’ rep didn’t give up any important details like the kid’s name. This child is their first together, and Pete Campbell’s second since he already has a secret baby with Peggy.

And these two are also like Eva and Ryan because there’s only a small handful of pictures of them together. So I have to pull out the same old dusty picture of them looking like brother and sister at the prom. Pete Campbell’s 5 o’clock shadow hairline of destruction is really going to haunt us forever.

Pic: Wenn.com

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