Shakira has faced some difficulties over the last year or so. The Spanish government is after her money, and she split from her partner of 12 years, footballer Gerard Pique. She’s been fairly quiet throughout the process (well aside from telling the Spanish tax man to fuck off) until now. The songstress has yodeled her angriest yodel in a diss track against Pique, and she even shaded his mother with a bruja on the balcony. It’s time for the return of dark-haired, rocker Shakira!

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Bostonians catch a lot of flak for their iconic accents. No one pahks the cah in the Hahvahd Yahd better! Unfortunately, unless you’re cast in a Scorsese special, when you’re on TV, you gotta sound more Dan Rather and less Mark Wahlberg. But sometimes the sound slips, like it did for this news anchor.

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In the latest episode of I Hate Chevy!, a veteran of Hollywood has also declared his undying disdain for the difficult actor. Writer-director and horror pioneer John Carpenter sat down with Variety to reminisce about his storied career, from directing Halloween to making music. He’s proud of almost everything he’s done, but there’s one thing he regrets: working with Chevy Chase. Stand in line, John. I think it’s safe to say that every working actor regrets having been exposed to Chevy.

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Seen above after crashing a Phyllis Diller estate sale and shamelessly snatching one of Phyllis’ old ones, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to a new baby yesterday morning. IN A PLOT TWIST, we didn’t find this out from Chrissy and her newborn doing the Entering 2023 TikTok trend on her Instagram Reels. John Legend delivered the news in a private concert he gave last night. Yup, Chrissy birthed a baby in the morning, and John still had to clock into his job a few hours later. I guess, IN THIS ECONOMY, even the 0.01% can’t afford to miss out on a check. Listen, not only do they have another mouth to feed at Nobu Malibu, but Angry Birds brow transplants and bukkake fat removal, or whatever you call it, don’t come cheap!

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