This picture is like looking inside a recycling bin. I posted earlier about David Beckham killing the environment and I think there’s a way to save us. Recycle Eva and Posh!

Do they two even talk? They probably just walk and pose. They pretend to open their mouths, but nothing comes out. They are sucking the air out of each other.

Here’s these two after the Spice Girls show in London last night.

Source: Getty

I’m not surprised that people are already making inappropriate comments about the death of Heath Ledger. Tragedy really brings out the idiots. I’m tackier than tacky, but even I know when it’s time to shut the yapper. John Gibson of FoxNews takes the cake though. ThinkProgress has audio of this fool making jokes. John played a clip from “Brokeback Mountain” where Jake Gyllenhaal says “I wish I knew how to quit you.” The ever-clever John responded with, “Well he found out how to quit you.” He goes on to call Heath a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem” and then says it’s a “terrible thing.” Ok, if you’re going to be an ass, be a fucking ass. Don’t act like you care or you have any concern.

John didn’t stop there. Throughout his entire show he kept talking about it even when the topic was on something else. He wouldn’t drop it and move on. Can’t this piece of trash just keep his mouth shut?

Fred Phelps and John Gibson need to take a road trip to fucking Pluto.

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John Mayer is done blogging. It all started when he deleted his blog post where he defended Jessica Simpson from the Texas football fans. Now he’s completely deleted all his posts and only put this up.

“There is danger in theoretical speculation of battle, in prejudice, in
false reasoning, in pride, in braggadocio. There is one safe resource,
the return to nature…”

John, put down the bong and close your laptop. Do not toke and blog. Well, that’s that. He had some entertaining blogs, but that’s that. At least we still have Rosie.

A British environmental group called, Carbon Trust, claim David Beckham is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide yearly. The average Englishman produces 9.4 tons. They claim David’s “carbon footprint” is the largest in human history.

They blame his constant air traveling, his several cars and homes as the reason for his excessive carbon use. In 2007 alone, David flew farther than a trip from the earth to the moon.

The Carbon Trust said, “With all his money he should be using it at least to reduce his own footprint. He has more freedom of choice when it comes to methods of traveling. He could also choose greener cars.”

It’s not the cars or air travel, it’s because he’s so damn sexy. His sexiness produces that much carbon. We need to get Al Gore on this STAT! Let’s not even start with Posh. I’m sure the air pollution she produces daily isn’t helping the planet.

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Eva Mendes went to Nepal with Cameron Diaz for the show “Trippin” on MTV and revealed how the two spent their nights. She said they would have fart and burping contests.

She said, “Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can’t belch. One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off.”

These perfect creatures actually burp and fart? Next thing you’re going to tell me is that they take shits! At least it wasn’t a queef-off.

Source: The Sun