You may think Lucy Liu looks like a fashion nightmare, but I think she looks fucking hot. There’s a party in her pants, literally. That pink thing she’s wearing looks like those cheap ass party decorations you get at Party City. I love it. There’s probably strobe lights in her ass, a boomboox in her coochie and balloons in her armpits. She’s ready to party!

Here’s Lucy at the Valentino Couture show in Paris.

Holy Oompa Loompa! Jordan looks like she was locked in the tanning bed. Harvey probably did it. He was sick of her bragging about her new boobs. Seriously, she looks like Crispy Orange Chicken that’s been under the heater for way too long. I do not want. You know she thinks she looks hot. She probably thinks she just has a “little glow.”

Here’s Jordan and her gay arriving back in London yesterday.

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