Category: Morning Wood
Morning Wood
When even Iggy Pop is dry heaving, it’s time to stick an Ensure Drip into your arms – Daily Mail
Newsweek asks a very important question, but they could’ve gotten the answer just by looking at her face – Celebitchy
Yeh, I’m sure the “ladies” don’t mind Gerard Butler’s voluptuous fopa – ICYDK
Sienna Miller has some competition in the category of “British bull dozing vaginas” – Holy Moly!
There are nekkid pictures of James Spader out there – SOW
Why is Kelly Clarkson singing into an empty french fry cone in her new video? – I’m Not Obsessed
Brangelina go to McDonald’s and order “The Aniston Break-Up Special” (4 chocolate milkshakes, 2 caramel sundaes and their entire stock of Oreo McFlurries) – Socialite Life
Morning Wood
And then a strong wind came which blew Posh’s skinny ass right off that swing. I think she’s floating around somewhere in Asia now – ICYDK
basement. baby. is. angry. about. haters. hating. on. her. shaved. head. – I’m Not Obsessed
Dear Gilles Marini, we’ve all seen your skin baguette in HD, so stop being such a tease and show us again. Wink. – Celebitchy
Bird poopy on a newspaper – SOW
Kelis deserves $50,000 a day from Nas after going through a zillion hours of labor – The Fab Life
Tara Reid still exists. And she has a new boyfriend (who has registered an 8.7 on my gaydar scale) – Socialite Life
I think this is what Emily Bronte wore to her book signings too – Queerty
Bianca Gascoigne’s weave needs an IV drip – Holy Moly!
Morning Wood
First, Beyonce takes away Basement Baby’s freedom and now she’s taking away her wigs! STOP THE INSANITY! – Daily Mail
The Melrose Place cast gets Photoshopped into oblivion – SOW
Cokeyhead calling the cokehead cokey – Celebitchy
Your hourly pictures of Shia LaDouche walking – ICYDK
Thankfully for Paula Abdul, Cheryl Cole is dumb when it comes to making career decisions – Holy Moly!
Buffy’s baby bulge – Socialite Life
Nick Lachey doesn’t have a girlfriend anymore, so he went out and picked up five hos. I know! WHAT AN ASS! – I’m Not Obsessed
Morning Wood
The Jonas Brothers come out of the plushie closet – SOW
Nora the musical genius pussy made her orchestra debut – OMG Blog
Mischa Barton will be freed from the loony bin in the next few days – I’m Not Obsessed
Kiefer Sutherland’s will not be persecuted for his headbutting shenanigans – Holy Moly!
Yeah, we all know what’s really in HoHan’s lollipops…. – ICYDK
KFat of Fail – Celebitchy
Somewhere in the world, a thieving bitch now has the largest collection of black dresses ever. Call Guinness! – Socialite Life
Morning Wood
CODE BLUE! Vanessa Bryant is smothering her fat chichi balls – Moe Jackson
Tony Romo went cougar hunting after he dumped Jessica Simpson – Celebitchy
Fatty the dog probably ran away in the first place because his owner named him “Fatty” – Popbytes
Can Bethenny Frankel take the Discountess with her? – Gay Wired
The role Johnny Depp was born to play! – ICYDK
Yoko Ono’s #1 fan is going to be in the third Twilight movie – Socialite Life
Click. Flash. Pink. Crash. Photo. Shop. Fakery. – I’m Not Obsessed
If Donald Trump is unable to walk Ivanka down the aisle, I think her old nose should do the honors – Popeater
Morning Wood
BROW SUFFOCATION: Kim Kardassian needs to be arrested for eyebrow abuse – I’m Not Obsessed
Justin Timberlake wants to skip through RPattz’s enchanted unicorn patch – Celebitchy
I co-sign this: Russell Brand dresses like a cross between “Osama Bin Laden and MC Hammer” – Holy Moly!
Miley Cyrus will play a fairy in a movie. So this is how she’s going to get Justin Gaston back – Socialite Life
The cover of Life & Style should read: “Photoshop helped me lose 20lbs in four minutes” – ICYDK
It won’t be long before Maddie Briann starts asking if she can have a drag after downing a Bud – TMZ
LL Cool J quarantined! – Popwrap