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Open Post: Hosted By The Winner Of $10 Lottery Taking A Picture With His Big Check
Part of the thrill of buying a lotto ticket is dreaming up all the scenarios of what you would do if you won. Some people think practically and imagine paying off their loans and investing in a small property. Others fantasize about clomping into the office in new expensive Big Red Boots and loudly telling everyone to suck it because they quit this shit. Sadly, the comedown when you realize that you’ve only won $2, and you’ll still be shopping in the sales section of Target is pretty harsh. One way to soften the blow of not earning mega millions is that you can always get a picture with the big check! Torry Nielsen asked the Nebraska lottery to have his winnings of $10 immortalized with a big check and they obliged.
Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Caught Kissing At Coachella One Year After Breaking Up
The earth has made one revolution around the sun since Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello called it off, breaking the heart of all of their fan. Since then, Shawn has failed to convince his chiropractor and Mariah Carey to be his new beard, and Camila has engaged in a battle with the English language. With no serious love interests on the horizon, the two have officially decided to renew their relationship contract rekindle their true love! It’s clear that spring has sprung when the birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and celebrities are making out in their best hobo wear at Coachella.
Open Post: Hosted By Omaha Steak’s Offer Of Lifetime Burgers If You Get A Get A Tattoo Of A Burger On Your Ass
Sometimes I think marketing people have it the worst. You have to try to get people to buy subpar merchandise, all while convincing your bosses that you can keep their million-dollar expectations under budget. It’s no wonder they come up with the most bizarre concepts to drum up business. Today’s example: get free food forever from Omaha Steaks IF you get a hyper-realistic burger tatted onto your butt! Who doesn’t want to have to explain the massive burger on your ass every time you go to the beach?
Shocking! Kim Kardashian Allegedly Set Up And Photoshopped Her Paparazzi Shots
Are you sitting down? Then lie down because I have some shocking, earth-shattering news that will change the way you view reality and the world at large. Kim Kardashian of fame whore fame not only helps set up her “candid” paparazzi shots, but she also touches them up herself. I know. Who knew Kim knew how to operate Photoshop, much less a computer?
Open Post: Hosted By The Potato Industry Telling People To Paint Easter Potatoes
One of the greatest joys on Easter weekend is gathering the kids, painting a bunch of eggs neon pink and green, and then hiding them in the backyard. Sometimes there’s a rabbit and chocolate involved. It’s a very normal tradition and you can’t convince me otherwise. But with it being cheaper to buy a dozen Faberge eggs than a half dozen carton of chicken eggs, Easter is facing a bit of a crisis. What’s a money-conscious family to do? Well, the good people at the Idaho Potato Commission have just the solution: paint Easter potatoes! Nothing says we’re not in an economic crisis like painting potatoes!
Love WINS! Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Are “Officially Back On”
This weekend is a holy time for many people. Thousands around the world come together to celebrate the resurrection of something considered long dead and rejoice in the knowledge that miracles are possible. That’s right. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox‘s relationship has risen from the dead and is stronger than ever! It’s time to spread the good word that, against all odds, love between two attention-seeking celebrities CAN survive.