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Rande Gerber And Cindy Crawford Are Worried About Presley Gerber
It seems like Presley Gerber’s decision to get a tattoo on his face was finally a cause for concern for his parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Or maybe it was that video where Presley looked like he was auditioning for the title role in an Aaron Carter biopic for Lifetime (in other words: DISTRESSING). But it’s safe to assume that Presley didn’t give his parents a heads-up or seek their approval on the location of his cry for help new ink.
Open Post: Hosted By The “IM GOD” License Plate That Got A Kentucky Man $150,000
Apparently, God doesn’t live in Calabasas like we all thought. God lives in Kentucky and his real name is Ben “Bennie” Hart. But according to Bennie and his trusty dictionary, “God” has many different meanings. This all began when Bennie tried to get a personalized license plate with “IM GOD” on it. That didn’t go over so well with the state of Kentucky.
Britney Spears Broke Her Foot
Britney Spears has caught a break, and this time it was in her foot. According to The Blast, Brit was in the emergency room over the weekend with boyfriend Sam Asghari. We know this, because he posted an Instagram Story saying that Brit Brit broke her metatarsal bone (which is a “group of five long bones in the foot, located between the tarsal bones of the hind- and mid-foot and the phalanges of the toe” for those of you who needed a definition like myself) while dancing, he says.
Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Osbourne’s New White Hair
The makers of kidney bean red hair dye are probably crying a million oceans today (something Sharon Osbourne probably can’t physically due to her latest facelift), because one of their #1 customers is done with them. For now, anyway. Sharon is done with slathering her hair with dark red paint and has now embraced the “evil stepmother in a community theater production of Cinderella” look.
Amanda Bynes Showed Off A Picture Of Her New Fiancé
Just the other day, Amanda Bynes announced she was engaged out of nowhere, and the only thing we knew is that she met her new man in AA, he’s a student, and they’ve only known each other 2-3 months. Well, Amanda has decided to let us know more about her fiancé, like what his face looks like.
The “Sonic The Hedgehog” Movie Did Not Flop At The Box Office
In a surprising turn of events, Sonic the Hedgehog did extremely well at the box office over the weekend. The movie stars Jim Carrey as Dr. Ivo Robotnik (am I the only one who didn’t know Dr. Robotnik’s first name???), James Marsden as Tom Wachowski, and the voice of Sonic, Ben Schwartz. And the reviews aren’t as awful as people thought they would be (it has a 64% on RT). Not to mention that Olive Garden’s business probably grew 1000% over the weekend from James Marsden’s character being such an OG whore.
