Amanda Bynes has had enough. Enough of the fires, enough of the drama, she’s finally ready to settle down and become someone’s full-time old lady. At least that what’s her cryptic, un-verified Instagram would have you believe.
Not to be outdone by Lady Gaga’s Klarna-sponsored self-coupling, Amanda has announced her own engagement to another person who is already wearing a wedding ring, which means the person is married to someone else or that’s their engagement ring. Amanda posted this to Instagram:
Amanda, who in the past has been known to be a sharer of WAY too much information, has kept decidedly quiet about her new lover. But The Blast claims 33-year-old Amanda’s new fiancé is a man in his 20s who is a student and lives in the San Fernando Valley. Sources say that they met in AA and she’s only known him for 2 to 3 months. Amanda is currently under a conservatorship, and can’t get married unless a judge signs off on it. The Blast says that hasn’t happened yet.
So yeah, Amanda getting engaged to a dude she has only known a minute doesn’t seem promising. But seriously, best of luck to the couple. Hopefully, she is happy with this new dude. And I know I should be focused on the ring, but I’m more focused on the meal. Are those potato skins?