Armie Hammer Really Is Working At A Timeshare In The Caymans

Well, it’s confirmed. If you want a great deal on a part-time vacation home, just pop on over to the Cayman Islands, schedule a meeting with Mr. Armand Douglas Hammer (a.k.a Armie Hammer), and you can get yourself a sweet beachside property! A few days ago, a flier went around claiming that Armie was working as a hotel concierge in the Caymans, but his rep said that flier was fake. But when Armie was spotted helping out at a timeshare office, his rep had nothing to say about that. TMZ now says that Armie is currently taking on his greatest new role: timeshare salesman.

Fine young cannibal Armie has had a weird run of it. In 2021, shit hit the fan for him when he faced investigation for multiple abuse allegations and it was leaked that he dabbled in the practice of sucking ladies’ blood. The disturbing revelations led to Armie’s wife Elizabeth Chambers leaving him, Hollywood blackballing him, and his eventual relocation to the Caymans. The news around Armie subsided for a bit until rumor spread that Armie found a new gig flogging timeshares. via TMZ:

Armie Hammer is indeed working as a timeshare salesman in the Cayman Islands … the actor was heard pitching the benefits of owning property in the beautiful vacation spot.

Armie is very much in salesman mode … you see him sitting with a couple and going over pricing for a unit.

A prospective buyer in the office says Armie was outlining a plan that would cost $2,020 per week … or, as the “Social Network” star put it, only about $21,000 for 10 years of vacations!

Armie delivered that sales pitch last month. Vacationing couples were enticed to go to the timeshare office through a flyer that promised discounts for excursions on the island.

Here’s one of the riveting pics of Armie trying to sell a timeshare:

Armie Hammer is working as a timeshare salesman in the Cayman Islands … despite reports supposedly 'debunking' the rumor. https://t.co/t9YyQByFvm

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 9, 2022

But 10 years of vacations for only $21K?! Now THAT’S a bargain. These timeshares don’t even need Armie the salesman. No one knows if he’ll make a grand return to film or if this is a permanent move. I mean Hollywood can offer you adulation and admiration, but does it give you a snazzy-looking polo uniform and juicy commission for every property sold? Armie likely won’t be leaving anytime soon though what with the impending release of a Discovery+ documentary about all his family’s dirty laundry. Bribes, murder, light cannibalism. You name it, the Hammers are into it! While Armie prays that everything will just blow over, he’ll have to keep meeting quota and rattling off all great reasons one NEEDS to get into a timeshare. I suppose as a former actor he’s used to reading from a script, but this one comes with a breakdown of monthly payments and housing association rules. It’s not Shakespeare but someone’s gotta read it!

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