I guess sometimes the D is so good you don’t mind if it wanders over to a side piece (or two)? Katie Holmes has had hid her quasi-secret relationship with Jamie Foxx for years, and we’ve all heard it’s because as part of her divorce agreement with Tom Cruise, she wasn’t allowed to go public with a new man. Katie and Jamie have been together for years and were spotted on vacation in Miami just before New Year’s Eve…and just before Jamie was spotted with two other chicks a few days later. Ruh-roh! So much for those marriage rumors!
Earlier this summer, there were reports that Katie Holmes and her not-so-secret-anymore boyfriend Jamie Foxx had broken up after five years of not really confirming they were even together. It turned out not to be true, and FoxHol was still going strong. They’re so strong that they’re thinking of taking the leap from semi-secret relationship to semi-secret wedding in Paris. The same place where Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie back in 2010.
When we last heard about Tom Cruise and his non-relationship with his 12-year-old daughter Suri Cruise, Leah Remini was saying that Katie Holmes could lose custody of Suri just by talking to her, and that came after we heard Tom hasn’t seen Suri in years. A source tells UsWeekly that Tom could see Suri, but he doesn’t, because she’s not a Scientologist. While most of us would award Tom the Asshole Dad of the Year award for that, I’m sure David Miscavige is awarding him with The Most Amazing And Perfect Dad award, but then again he probably gets that every morning from his Scientology minions. Continue reading
As everyone and their Thetans know, Anti-Scientology Warrior Queen Leah Remini has made a second career out of calling out the head bitches of the Cult of L. Ron Hubbard for the way Scientologists have been treated while in the group of L. Ro worshipers and after leaving it. Leah has really gone in on the Jesus of Scientology, Tom Cruise, and called him “diabolical,” said he’s untouchable in Scientology, and that he could easily bring down the Crazy Kingdom of E-Meters if he wanted to (which I’m sure he doesn’t since he’s probably addicted to the feeling of a thousand tongues up his Scientolohole). And now Leah’s saying that he could also rip Suri Cruise out of Katie Holmes‘ arms for talking to her.
Fresh off from last month’s break-up rumor, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were seen on a date together at a restaurant in NYC last month, almost as if to say, “Hello everyone, we’re still dating.” In case you didn’t hear it the first time, Katie and Jamie are here to scream: “HEY EVERYONE, look over here!”
Because “Mission: Impossible – Fallout” Ain’t Gonna Promote Itself, People Did A Profile On Tom Cruise
Most of us around here spend our time snickering and making Tom Cruise Scientology bathhouse jokes, but I guess the powers at People don’t see David Miscavige’s favorite minion ever giving up the Mission: Impossible gig – and an exclusive is an exclusive – so they decided to give the staff a vacation and let Tom’s team write a cover story about “private details” that really are just a giant fap fest/nothing burger of how he’s a good guy who keeps to himself. Continue reading