Looks like Tom Cruise‘s “No Dating For Five Years” clause in his divorce from Katie Holmes is really over. Like REALLY over. I mean we got Katie’s rep to give a seven-word statement on the matter last month and now we have pictures of them together? Fuck me, my head is spinning from all this BREAKING NEWS in the world of FoxHol. Continue reading
It would appear we’re not going to see paparazzi pictures of Zac Posen running to his girl Katie’s house with ice cream and a Blu-ray of Boys on the Side, because contrary to reports from Radar, Katie Holmes isn’t drowning in break-up sorrows. Radar had claimed that Katie and Jamie Foxx were right in the middle of planning a wedding when she decided she couldn’t take his potential unfaithfulness and called their five-year secret-ish relationship off. However, Katie’s publicist is saying it’s all a lie.
After five long, mostly-secretive years allegedly together (we never did get a full-on confirmation), Radar says that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are over. Also over, what was the most interesting thing about Katie Holmes.
About a month ago, OK! Magazine said that Katie and Jamie were getting married. Radar is on the same page as OK! – they spoke to a source who claims Katie and Jamie were planning a big, fancy wedding in Paris and a $300,000 honeymoon. Radar’s source says that Katie was the one who broke up with Jamie. In a move that did sort of shock me a little, it has nothing to do with not wanting to be associated with a guy who allegedly slaps women in the face with his penis. The source said that 39-year-old Katie split from 50-year-old Jamie because she “just couldn’t get over her trust issues.” She’s called their wedding off, and she’s “devastated.”
Those trust issues reportedly stemmed from their secret relationship. In the beginning, Katie and Jamie’s sneaking around could maybe have been explained by a rumored “no dating for five years” clause Tom Cruise put in their divorce agreement. The alleged clause expired in 2017, which would mean FoxHol could be out and proud, but that never happened. The source says that’s because Jamie liked playing single too much, and Katie tried to get him to sign a prenup with a no-cheating clause, but he refused to sign it.
The source adds that Jamie committed to the whole hiding-his-real-girlfriend act when he was out in public. I wonder if he was bold enough to keep it up in private too. Like if Katie showed up at his house unannounced and found him with some random girl. “Katie, it’s fine – I’m just having sex with her to throw everyone off about who I’m really dating. It’s not a side-piece, it’s a decoy! ”
With millions of people descending upon New York City last weekend for the country’s largest Pride Month celebration, it was clear there was a helluva lot of money to be made from thirsty queens. While most of us might snicker into thinking ‘dat cash would go to vodka sodas and Grindr Premium accounts, Suri Cruise figured she could make enough money to just about buy out the entire Build-a-Bear corporation by hawking lemonade in front of her house in Manhattan. She wasn’t wrong. Continue reading
The cast of Dawson’s Creek are on the cover of Entertainment Weekly for the 20th anniversary of the show, and despite the fact that most of them are busy with other projects, they managed to get them all in the same room. And before you start screaming “WHAT ABOUT GRAMS?,” know that Grams (Mary Beth Peil) was absolutely there. Just not on the cover.
These two. Are they afraid that the soldiers of Xenu will start tapping their phones if they’re spotted sitting at the same table? Even Suri Cruise’s rolling her eyes at Mommy and Uncie Jamie’s don’t look at us/LOOK AT US antics. Jamie Foxx quit an interview when the subject of his no-longer-secret girlfriend Katie Holmes was brought up. You would think his transphobic ass would be relieved that the speculation is heterosexually-focused this time.