Category: Brangelina

DCFS Is Now Investigating Brangelina’s Entire Family And Other Possible Incidents

October 26, 2016 / Posted by:

The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services was mainly looking at Brad Pitt’s alleged drunken meltdown on a plane and his side tried to convince everyone that it was a one-time thing, but after talking to the kids and Angelina Jolie, DCFS has reportedly opened up their investigation and are now passing their magnifying glasses over other incidents that may have gone down. Yup, this mess got messier…

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Chelsea Handler Says It’s Stupid To Drag Jennifer Aniston Into The Brangelina Drama

October 25, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been more than a month since Angelina Jolie (or “That Fucking Lunatic” as she’s known in Chelsea Handler’s house) filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. And since then, Jennifer Aniston has been dragged into the conversation, of course. Two of those times were courtesy of Jennifer’s friends announcing to the world that we should keep her out of it. Another friend has come forward with their thoughts on it all. Sadly, it’s not Marcel the Monkey.

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Brangelina Are Reportedly Selling Their Wine-Making Chateau In France

October 22, 2016 / Posted by:

From where shall I get all of my celebrity signed off on rosé wine now? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are deep in the throes of drama-free (*chuckle*) divorcing and the next piece of their previous life together to go will be their $60 million dollar estate and vineyard in Correns, France. UsWeekly is reporting that Brad and Angie have put Château Miraval up for sale. I like to drink wine. Does anyone have $60 million on them?

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Brangelina’s Former Bodyguard Speaks About Working For Brangelina

October 18, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been almost a month since the news broke that Angelina Jolie didn’t want to be married to Brad Pitt anymore. But a former employee of theirs decided to take us on a stroll down memory lane with some stories from when they were still together. One of Brangelina’s former bodyguards, Mark “Billy” Billingham, the guy seen holding Zahara Jolie-Pitt recently spoke to The Sun about the good ol’ Brangelina days.

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James Haven Is The Child Army’s New Manny

October 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above giving off terrifying “Heeeeere’s Jimmy!” vibes in 2004, James Haven has reportedly been helping his sister Angelina Jolie with her 6 children as she deals with divorcing Brad Pitt. Uncle Stains is apparently at Angie’s rental house in Malibu every single day. The windows of that Malibu house must reach the edge of shattering when all 6 kids simultaneously scream, “Mom! Uncle! Gross,” after seeing Angie and James sloppily suck face.

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St. Angie Jolie’s Fixer Supposedly Warned Melissa Etheridge And She Wrote A Song About It

October 6, 2016 / Posted by:

The latest leg of Melissa Etheridge’sAngelina Jolie Is A Nasty Demon Cuntress Tour” made a stop on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night and she debuted a brand new song that I’m sure will soon be #1 on Angelina Jolie’s iTunes playlist. Melissa was on Andy’s SiriusXM radio show on Monday and she said that the allegations that her old friend Brad Pitt went crazy on Maddox are “completely unfounded” and she accused Team St. Angie of leaking fake stories to the media. Melissa also brought up how during Angie’s BBP (Before Brad Pitt) days, she and Billy Bob Thornton acted real nasty toward Laura Dern. On WWHL last night, Melissa said that Team St. Angie went after her about the things she said and she responded to them with a lil’ diddy!

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