Category: Zoe Kravitz
Zoe Kravitz Is The New Catwoman
Seen above making the same “unbothered but keeping it sexy” face your cat makes while watching you get the heaves as you clean up the diarrhea it shat on the dining room rug for not greeting it the millisecond you got home, Zoe Kravitz will be the Catwoman to Robert Pattinson’s angsty, rich hipster millennial Batman in Matt Reeves‘ The Batman. When everyone found out that Catwoman would probably be in The Batman, there was a rumor that Vanessa Hudgens got the role (I mean, anybody who watched Rent Live knows that Vanessa can sound like a cat in heat getting viciously murdered), and then it was rumored that Matt Reeves was looking for a Zoe Kravitz-type (which is Hollywood for young, hot, and black). And now it looks like Matt Reeves got the ultimate Zoe Kravitz-type because he got Zoe Kravitz herself. And I think Sean Young just got the Guinness World Record for being the biggest robbery victim in history because she was ROBBED yet again!
Zoë Kravitz Does Not Want You Botoxing Your Armpits
Zoë Kravitz recently spoke to Vogue about her new lipstick collection for YSL Beauté, and since she was talking lipstick, it’s only natural that Vogue would ask her about beauty trends. Zoë says she relieves stress with wine, weed, and sleep (stars, they’re just like us!), and that one of her beauty regrets is wearing “too much.” Zoë says she wishes people would stop over-contouring their faces because everyone is starting to look the exact same. “Okay AND???” thought anyone currently posing for an Instagram picture with a SugarBear hair gummy balanced between their teeth.
Eventually Zoë was asked about the beauty trend that has shocked her the most. In a world of vagina steaming and vampire facials and covering your whole body in foundation, Zoë is most skeptical about Botox in your armpits for sweating.
Zoe Kravitz Got Married And Her “Big Little Lies” Castmates Attended
Marrying the same person twice in the span of two months in France is the hot new celebrity trend. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner did it yesterday and so did boho Lily Allen anti-fan Zoe Kravitz and her actor husband Karl Glusman. Their wedding was infinitely cooler because they got married at her dad Lenny Kravitz’s place in Paris and Zoe’s mom Lisa Bonet attended. And, as we all know, Lisa Bonet is the ultimate cool mom and probably had Zoe’s first bong bronzed so that wedding was probably lit.
Zoe Kravitz Got Secret Married To Karl Glusman
We’re but one month away from the kickoff of every Pinterest-loving, The Bachelor-binging sorority girl’s favorite season, wedding season. But one person who won’t be nervously sweating Lady Speed Stick through her gown during wedding season is Zoe Kravitz, because she went ahead and took all the pressure off by secretly getting married to her fiancé Karl Glusman.
You Definitely Won’t Find Lily Allen’s Book On Zoë Kravitz’s Nightstand
Then again – according to Zoë Kravitz – you probably won’t find it on many people’s nightstands.
On Tuesday night’s Watch What Happens Live, Zoë Kravitz and Eddie Redmayne were there to promote Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald. During the call-in portion of the show, Zoë was asked about her appearance in Lily Allen’s memoir My Thoughts Exactly. Much like the title of that book, Zoë let everyone know exactly what she thinks about Lily, which is basically: Zoë is not a fan.
Open Post: Hosted By The Baby Swan That Cracked Out Of Björk’s 2001 Oscar Egg
At the 2001 Oscars, Björk laid a swan egg on the red carpet. The baby swan in that egg is now grown up and looks like this. Feel old yet?