Category: Virginia Giuffre
Prince Andrew’s Mother THE QUEEN Might Help Pay His Estimated $12 Million Legal Settlement
Even though I know that Prince Andrew agreeing to a settlement with his accuser Virginia Giuffre was the most likely and advantageous outcome for both parties, part of me is suffering from a bad case of justice interruptus. Given that his mother THE QUEEN can pop over to The Tower of London and pocket any number of shiny bits and bobbles she likes from The Crown Jewels, the reported $12 million settlement that Andrew has agreed to pay, is a paltry sum indeed. Hell, Liz probably has enough loose diamonds hidden beneath every sofa, settee, and fainting couch in Buckingham Palace to choke a horse. But according to the New York Post, The Queen will reportedly only be paying a portion of Andrew’s settlement, taking it from her private Duchy of Lancaster estate, the same estate with which she pays Andrew his $323,000 annual salary.
Prince Andrew Has Settled His Lawsuit With Virginia Giuffre
Well well whhhhhhhell, if it isn’t the man who swore he was going to take these sexual assault allegations straight to trial, and swear on a stack of bibles that he is the most not-guilty man who has ever been accused of heinous sex crimes. NBC News reports that a filing was made earlier today which states that it looks like Prince Andrew has gone ahead and bought his freedom in the form of a check made out of Virginia Giuffre, one of the many sex trafficking victims of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, who has accused Prince Andrew of having sex with her three times when she was allegedly seventeen years old and was suing Prince Andrew of as much. Honestly, the most shocking part of this story is that Andrew was able to find enough money between the cushions in his couch.
Prince Charles Is Reportedly Telling Prince Andrew To Stay “Out Of The Picture”
Oh, dear! Prince Andrew continues to find himself in a spot of bother regarding that nasty sexual assault lawsuit. And it’s not only legal woes that are giving him trouble. Now his brother Prince Charles is pushing him even further out of the embrace of the Royal Family’s protective arms, going so far as to reportedly tell Andrew to keep “out of the picture.” Whatever is a royal boy to do?!
Prince Andrew Reportedly Wants Kevin Spacey To Testify In His Defense
One of the many, many photos floating around out there that make Prince Andrew look real guilty, is one taken in 2002 of Kevin Spacey and Ghislaine Maxwell yukking it up while seated in THE QUEEN’s extra fancy Laz-E-Boys located in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace. Knowing the company he keeps, it’s logical to assume Kevin and Ghislaine were there at Andrew’s invitation. However, just as Andrew has tried to explain away that photo of him with his arm around his accuser Virginia Giuffre as Ghislaine looks on like a proud mama, according to The Sun, sources say that Andrew wants to further distance himself from Ghislaine by having Kevin testify on his behalf that he was the one, not Andrew, who invited her to fart into THE QUEEN’s cushions. Andrew apparently doesn’t even know how that woman got past the guards!
Prince Andrew Has Demanded A Jury Trial In His Sexual Assault Case
A few weeks ago, a Manhattan judge ruled that Prince Andrew’s desperate attempts at getting Virginia Giuffre’s sexual assault lawsuit thrown out didn’t work, and the lawsuit would go to trial. After that decision was handed down, one could assume that Andrew went into panic mode and began preparing for his trial as much as a disgraced British prince could. In my mind, that meant packing a go-bag full of disguises (several pairs of joke shop Groucho Marx novelty glasses, one extra-long trench coat that would cover himself as he balanced on Fergie’s shoulders) and workshopping what his new anonymous identity will be (His Royal Highness Prince Notacreep Nolastname). As it turns out, his legal team has actually been working hard on a plan for this trial, and according to some recently filed documents, it involves Prince Andrew demanding a jury at this trial.
A Judge Has Officially Ruled That Virginia Giuffre’s Lawsuit Can Move Forward To Trial
Those who believe that the British Royal Family are a bunch of unemployed freeloaders were proved wrong recently, when Prince Andrew worked harder than he’d ever worked before, to attempt to have his longtime accuser Virginia Giuffre’s sexual assault lawsuit thrown out. He tried every scummy avenue and played every victim-blamey angle. And yet, no luck for Prince Andrew. Today, a federal New York judge decided that the lawsuit will go to trial.