It’s been a while since we’ve checked in with the whole Usher herpes scandal, but please believe that it’s still very much on and popping with lawsuits galore from both male and female accusers. Of course Usher has been making his rounds on the Denial Tour 2017, but luckily for him one of his accusers is thinking about pulling the cord to be let off at the next stop, because she might drop her $20 million lawsuit against him.
Like an outbreak that refuses to die no matter how much cornstarch you rub on it, Usher’s herpes lawsuits are living on and more details are oozing out. The accuser who is suing Usher for $20 million has come out and named herself. Also, Lisa Bloom, who is representing several of Usher’s accusers, has filed more documents including one that details how his dude accuser allegedly ended up with a Zovirax prescription thanks to him.
I know he’s not, but the way Usher is holding his hand in that picture above makes it look like he’s about to reach out, grab one of those lawsuits, and throw it in the trash like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, shorty got down low and put a bunch of lies up on me.” That’s not exactly how it went down, but it’s kind of close?
It sounds like herpes isn’t the only thing Usher likes to pretend he doesn’t have.
Usher was being sued by a woman identified only as Jane Doe for allegedly exposing her to herpes. Eventually Jane Doe got tested, which resulted in a doctor opening the brown envelope and declaring “you ARE…going to need to get to the pharmacy with a prescription for Valtrex.” I don’t know if it happened exactly like that, but she did test positive for herpes. So she changed her lawsuit amount to $20 million and accused Usher of giving her herpes.
True story, Usher was my first L.A. celebrity sighting when I first moved back there at age 20(mumblemumbleohmygodhowamithisold). I was driving down Sunset Blvd and a flashy red convertible pulled up next to me at a red light and lo and behold, there was Usher, laughing and cavorting with some young lady, looking like he didn’t have a care in the world. If I had a time machine, I would go back to that moment and holler “You in danger, girl!” I might have saved some Jane Doe from getting the herp!
Usher probably wraps himself in blankets at night and cries himself to sleep with the amount of “Let It Burn” jokes he’s been receiving since being accused of spreading his love in the form of The Herpes last month. And since last week’s intimate “see what had happened was” press conference held by one of his accusers Quantasia Sharpton (no relation to everyone’s favorite perm pioneer Al), Gushy Usher has been slapping at all the lies and propaganda painting him as a dirty-dick slingin’ man whore.