Category: Usher
“The Activist” Is No Longer A Reality Competition Show, But A Documentary Special
CBS finally realized that their idea for a Shark Tank-style competition show for humanitarians was a shitty one. I’m shocked. If only there was a charity out there that could help me with the rehabilitation needed to recover from this news. But I’ll have to wait to see if any such charity is mentioned in the upcoming documentary The Activist: This Was A Terrible Idea For A Reality Show.
Julianne Hough Is “Deeply Listening” To All The Criticisms Of Her New Competition Series “The Activist”
It seems that Julianne Hough really did some soul-searching–AKA: danced like no one was watching while chanting out cheery affirmations to the sun–because she’s had a long hard think about her upcoming reality competition show The Activist on Parmount+. The show is like if the Hunger Games only picked activists and only one of them got to save somebody at the end. It has gotten a lot of backlash and Julianne would like you to know that she’s listening.
Activists Will Beg For Resources On CBS’s New Competition Reality Show “The Activist”
Big Brother is so 1984! Deadline reports that CBS is launching a five-week reality series called The Activist, “that features six inspiring activists teamed with three high-profile public figures working together to bring meaningful change to one of three vitally important world causes: health, education, and environment.” Usher joins his fellow noted humanitarians Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Julianne Hough as co-hosts. You know you’re living in a dystopia when humanity is on the line, and they put Usher in charge. Usher might be a great choice for a reboot of The Running Man, but this? Jameela Jamil may never recover from this egregious oversight.
T-Pain Says He Fell Into A Four-Year Depression After Usher Heavily Criticized His Music
Netflix just dropped an 8-episode docuseries called This Is Pop, which breaks down eight different aspects of popular music, like the rise of music festivals, country-pop cross-over artists, Britpop, and iconic NYC music production headquarters the Brill Building. There’s also a whole episode on the effects and popularity of Auto-Tune, the pitch-altering music recording program that created the kind of aggressive robo-vocals that lived completely rent-free in our ears during the very late 90s and all throughout the 2000s. T-Pain makes an appearance in the Auto-Tune episode because you can’t talk about Auto-Tune without speaking to the unofficial godfather of it. Cashing huge checks for singing like a robot should have been a great time for T-Pain, but according to him, it was anything but, because of Usher.
There Were Sexy Aliens And Amateur Magicians In The 2021 iHeartRadio Music Award Performances
Because it’s a holiday weekend in the U.S., the iHeartRadio Music Awards was the second biggest event last night. The first being whatever you had for dinner and the third being you taking a shit midway through the awards. While it didn’t give you Pink and her 11-year-old daughter hanging from a ceiling, it did give you Doja Cat turning M. Night Shyamalan‘s Signs into a sexy club show and almost got abducted in a cornfield by some hot aliens–so basically she recreated one of Elon Musk‘s less-elaborate sexual fantasies on stage.
And Now For The Fashions Of The iHeartRadio Music Awards (Yes, That Happened Last Night)
The iHeartRadio Music Awards is something that happened last night, and that was probably exciting for the three people who knew it was on and watched. It was probably also exciting for the celebrities who showed up because it gave them a chance to strip out of their pajamas and sweats and slather themselves in fashion foolery, including the above look from Bruno Mars which looks like a still from a movie called Puerto Rican Casanova Swingers Club.