Category: The Taxman
The IRS Says That Executors Undervalued Prince’s Estate By $80 Million
I’m pretty sure if you were to write a handbook for human beings, the first page would be like: “Welcome! The holes on your face are for breathing, eating, or fun,” and the second page would be a giant warning that reads: “DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TAX MAN.” Because you absolutely should never, ever try to withhold a single penny from the IRS. Well, the executors in charge of the late Prince’s estate are likely crying at least a few dove-sized tears today, because the IRS has decided they weren’t doing the correct math when they calculated the value of Prince’s estate. And now the IRS wants the money they were missing.
Todd Chrisley Of “Chrisley Knows Best” Has Been Charged With Tax Evasion
It took only one look at Todd Chrisley‘s overly-taut face skin for me to know that he, in fact, does not know best. The reality TV mess and real estate “magnate” has been charged with 12 counts of financial crimes in Georgia. Yes, another day, another rich person getting charged with tax evasion. Luckily for him, he’s an American citizen so he can’t get deported for it–sorry Joe Giudice.
Lil Wayne Paid Off His Massive $14 Million Tax Bill
Lil Wayne is finally free of his tax debt to the IRS. In 2017, Lil Wayne got in trouble for not paying taxes five and six years prior. In 2011 he failed to pay $7,341,399.07 in taxes and then in 2012 he failed again to pay $6,853,545.77 in taxes. So Lil Wayne was on a big hook for $14,194,944.84 total. If you have made enough money to pay $14,194,944.84 in taxes alone, I’m sorry, I can’t feel sorry for you for any reason. But now it seems that Lil Wayne has stopped fucking over the American government and it’s tax-paying citizens and has paid back all that was owed.
Birdman And Toni Braxton May Have Reconciled
Ladies, when you’ve got one as hot as Birdman, you don’t let him fly away so easily. The man behind Cash Money Records, which sounds like a parody record company from Fear Of A Black Hat, made a surprise visit to Toni Braxton’s concert on Wednesday in Atlanta. Toni invited Birdman onstage and greeted him with a deep hug. Then, she led him offstage by the hand, leading people to believe that the pair may have reconciled after announcing their split (kinda sorta, neither were explicit about it) earlier this month.
Shakira Has Been Charged With Tax Evasion And Owes $16.3 Million
Shakira has learned the hard way that Wherever, Whenever you are, the Tax Man will catch up to you, squeeze you upside-down in his death grip, and shake every last penny out of your turned out pockets if you try to fuck with them. The Spanish Tax Authority has Shakira over a barrel and says she owes them over $16.3 million in back taxes after investigating her for over a year. I’d be ecstatic to have to pay $16.3 million in taxes if it meant that I made a bazillion taxable dollars. I’m just going to sit on that for a moment and curse my life choices as I finish cutting grocery coupons and crying over my Costco brand coffee.
Charlie Sheen Is Still Too Broke To Pay His Taxes And Wants A More Lenient Payment Plan
Charlie Sheen will go down in history as being a human public service announcement for why you shouldn’t blow all your money on porn stars and blow. Charlie has been involved in some serious financial fuckery as of late and is being chased by the scariest man any rich person could fear: The Taxman. Charlie is trying his hardest to pay back all the money he owes the government but it’s a bit tough when he doesn’t have many coins coming in.