Martha Stewart Doesn’t Know Who Chip and Joanna Gaines Are

April 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Martha Stewart pulled a page from Mariah Carey’s book and was all “I don’t know her” when Joanna and Chip Gaines came up to her at the Time 100 gala.

According to Page Six

Chip told Page Six at the gala, “We were so excited to meet Martha Stewart, but she didn’t have the faintest idea who we are, not a single clue. But we don’t mind at all, Joanna was so excited to meet Martha and so we asked someone to introduce us.

“Martha was very gracious and supportive, it was really wonderful moment for us to meet her.” He added of Stewart, “And my gosh doesn’t she look great!”

Chip, that shady bitch, saying gosh she looks great while calling her out for not knowing him. If you’re like Martha and don’t know who Chip and Joanna Gaines are, I’m jealous. But Chip and Joanna are the King and Queen of Waco, Texas who built their shiplap kingdom thanks to their HGTV show Fixer Upper. They’re now doing their own network.

Martha has spent time in the clink and her best friend is Snoop Dog. I mean did they ever think maybe she was just high on the good shit when they introduced themselves? Martha had a different take on the encounter:

When we asked later about the meeting, Stewart insisted she had heard of Chip and Joanna Gaines’ growing business empire, but didn’t immediately recognize them when they were introduced at the Time 100 gala.

She told us, “I had never met Chip and Joanna at all before, but their Magnolia magazine is published by my publisher Meredith, and I know they have a lovely family and a TV station.”

Martha saying they share a publisher is so classic passive aggressive Martha Stewart. My house is basically decorated as if a hungover college frat guy decorated it (lots of bean bags and whatever was half off at the poster sale) and even I know who Chip and Joanna Gaines are.

But even if Martha Stewart knew who they were, she’d still pretend and say, “Wait, I thought you two broke up after one of you ran away from your house with a gun? Glad to see you made it work!


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