Night Crumbs
After Sony’s planned He-Man movie starring the dude from To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before died in the moat around Castle Grayskull, Netflix has announced that they are doing a Masters of the Universe movie starring Kyle Allen from West Side Story as He-Boy He-Man. How many times does Hollywood have to bring Kellan Lutz to tears (and yes, even his tears have six-packs on them) by denying him the dream role he spends 23.5 hours in the gym a day to play!? But honestly, it doesn’t matter who plays He-Man. What really matters is who plays that diabolically hot goddess Evil-Lyn (It’s probably going to be Gal Gadot since Hollywood has a contractual obligation to cast her in everything) – Deadline
In case you want to expose your brain to what alleged woman abuser Sean Penn thinks about what “men have become,” here you go – Variety
Joe Exotic, who is in the clink for trying to put a hit out on Carole Baskin and for animal abuse, was trying to get out of prison extra, extra early, but the court of appeals only shaved one year off of his 22 years sentence. It really is the Year of the Tiger – AP
Rihanna went on a date in NYC with her man ASAP Rocky while looking like a Euphoria teen who skinned Pepé Le Pew before class – Lainey Gossip
When Josh Duhamel proposed to Audra Mari, he didn’t give her a ring since it was a last-minute thing. Well, since Josh seems hard up to bust a baby into Audra’s young womb, he probably didn’t get her a ring because he knew her fingers might swell up from pregnancy. He’s considerate like that! – Celebitchy
Just because Tori Spelling’s last name is spelling, doesn’t mean she’s good at it, because she obviously spelled “8 seconds” wrong – SOW
Watch Kristin Davis do the “don’t fuck with my check, Andy” shuffle after Andy Cohen asks her about the “comedy” stylings of Che Diaz from And Just Like That... – OMG Blog
TGIF, here’s an orangutan perfectly recreating DealWithIt.GIF – Pajiba
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