Sean Penn Had To Flee Ukraine On Foot While Making A Documentary About The Russian Invasion

When he’s not bravely risking his last few healthy skin cells under the glare of the Mediterranean sun while mega-yachting with Leonardo DiCaprio in an effort to save his girlfriend from making a horrible mistake (sadly, it didn’t work and she married him anyway, I guess she had to go through it to get over it), he’s bravely risking the lives of a documentary film crew (and his last healthy brain cells) by dragging them to Kyiv, Ukraine to film a documentary he’s producing for Vice Studios. Sean’s previous documentary about his humanitarian efforts, 2020’s Citizen Penn, was praised by The Guardian for uplifting Haiti, but they also said it “come[s] across in some ways as a 93-minute self-administered high-five.” Leave it to Sean to both save lives and invent tantric auto high-fiving in a single blow.

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