Category: Saturday Night Live
Pete Davidson, Who Might Be One Of Several Exiting Cast Members, Dragged Chrissy Teigen On “Saturday Night Live”
“Stay cool” isn’t just a cute suggestion on Pete Davidson’s sweatshirt. When Pete dropped by the Weekend Update desk on the season finale of Saturday Night Live, he delivered a joke about Chrissy Teigen that was so ice cold, the logo on his sweatshirt could double as a promise. And previously when Pete has cracked a joke about real people, they sometimes get upset enough that Pete is then forced to deliver an awkward on-air mea culpa about it next to the person he dragged for laughs. But if internet rumors and speculation turn out to be correct, then we’ll never see Chrissy forcing a smile as she accepts a live apology from Pete next season. Because Saturday’s show was the final episode of the 46th season, and sources believe it was the end of Pete’s tenure as a cast member. And joining him might be Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and Kenan Thompson.
Elon Musk Tried It But Miley Cyrus’ Mother’s Day Titty Shirt Stole The Show At “Saturday Night Live”
For weeks, we’ve been threatened that Saturday Night Live was going to inject itself with massive amounts of potent insufferableness and it happened last night when Elon Musk finally hosted the show (while Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang made a mental note to research the best dental implant surgeons in the area as they grit their teeth down to dust). Elon Musk hosted the Mother’s Day episode of SNL, which was fitting since while watching it, I asked myself, “Motherfucker, why you are watching this mess?”
But while Elon Musk got all the attention leading up to last night’s show, Miley Cyrus stole it from the beginning by working an extremely modest and demure chichis shirt as she yodeled out her godmother Dolly Parton’s song Light Of A Clear Blue Morning during a tribute to mothers. Maybe Miley wore that elegant Gaultier-esque (unless it IS Gaultier) white tit shirt because mothers = breastfeeding = deflated chichis? Or because she wanted to pay tribute to Dolly Parton’s iconic lily-white titty balls? Or she just wanted to snatch the spotlight from Elon? Or all of the above!
For Some Reason, Elon Musk Will Host “Saturday Night Live,” And Some Of The Cast Might Not Be Too Excited About It
Over the weekend, it was revealed that billionaire car salesman Elon Musk would be hosting an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live, which makes almost zero sense to anyone familiar with the concept of the show. Because SNL is a live sketch comedy show, and one could argue that Elon is only funny in an accidental way. But still, we don’t know what was running through Lorne Michaels’ head when he decided that Elon Musk was qualified to host on May 8. Among those seriously questioning Lorne’s judgment might be a few people who could possibly have to act opposite Elon in sketches.
The Secret Service Confirmed That John Mulaney Was Investigated Over Jokes On “Saturday Night Live”
Back in early December, during an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, John Mulaney revealed he’d been investigated by the Secret Service over a joke he made on the February 29, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live.
In his open monologue, 38-year-old John said that Julius Caesar was such a powerful maniac that all his senators stabbed him to death. Then he added: “That would be an interesting thing if we brought that back.” Now, John insisted his joke was about Caesar, not Trump, but said the feds opened a file on him anyway. And yesterday Rolling Stone actually got their hands on that file (27 pages!) from the Secret Service.
Colin Jost Was Tricked Into Making A Joke About Scarlett Johansson On “Saturday Night Live”
There’s an annual holiday tradition at Saturday Night Live, in which Colin Jost and his Weekend Update co-host Michael Che will write jokes for each other, in secret, then force each other to perform said jokes live, with no prior knowledge of what they might be reading off their cue cards. Personally, I’d rather my co-worker surprise me with a cheese plate, but a gift is a gift. Usually, the jokes are made at the expense of the other in an embarrassing way, like Colin Jost writing a joke for Michael Che which implied he’s been fucking Sanderson sisters-levels of women (as you’ll see). But this year, Colin’s wife of two months was dragged into the cringefest as well.
As Expected, “Saturday Night Live” Made Fun Of Melissa Carone’s Train Wreck Testimony
When Rudy Giuliani dragged out his star witness Melissa Carone, a contractor for Dominion Voting Systems, during a hearing about Trump’s voter fraud allegations in front of Michigan’s House Oversight Committee, some people said, “So that’s what happened to Victoria Jackson?!“, and others said, “Oh, so it looks like Rudy just went up to a random drunk mess in an Applebee’s parking lot and offered her a coupon for a free Long Island Iced Tea if she claimed she witnessed voter fraud while testifying before Michigan’s House Oversight Committee.” People also wondered who would play that broken Bump-It in human form on Saturday Night Live’s inevitable skit about this mess, and while I saw “Kaley Cuoco after getting jumped by a bunch of rabid raccoons while on a NyQuil high“, many saw Cecily Strong since she’s got her Ph.D. in playing drunk wrecks. And that’s who we got!