As Expected, “Saturday Night Live” Made Fun Of Melissa Carone’s Train Wreck Testimony
When Rudy Giuliani dragged out his star witness Melissa Carone, a contractor for Dominion Voting Systems, during a hearing about Trump’s voter fraud allegations in front of Michigan’s House Oversight Committee, some people said, “So that’s what happened to Victoria Jackson?!“, and others said, “Oh, so it looks like Rudy just went up to a random drunk mess in an Applebee’s parking lot and offered her a coupon for a free Long Island Iced Tea if she claimed she witnessed voter fraud while testifying before Michigan’s House Oversight Committee.” People also wondered who would play that broken Bump-It in human form on Saturday Night Live’s inevitable skit about this mess, and while I saw “Kaley Cuoco after getting jumped by a bunch of rabid raccoons while on a NyQuil high“, many saw Cecily Strong since she’s got her Ph.D. in playing drunk wrecks. And that’s who we got!
Honestly, SNL should’ve just replayed the original hearing since nothing can beat the comedy of that disaster, but they tried their own version anyway with Cecily as Melissa Carone and Kate McKinnon, once again, as the demon-possessed Mr. Six known as Rudy Giuliani:
Jason Bateman was the host of last night’s show and in his opening monologue (at around the 1:10 mark), he talked about how the last time he hosted 15 years ago, they used an actual chimpanzee in a skit and at the end of that show, the chimp was brought out to say goodbye with the rest of the cast and bitch wasn’t having it. They showed a clip of Jason making the genius decision of getting in the chimp’s face and the chimp responding by going at Jason’s face with teeth out. I mean, the chimp was obviously pissed that he was second billing to fucking David from The Hogan Family!
Pete Davidson was on Weekend Update to make fun of the COVIDiots of his homeland of Staten Island, which has the second-highest coronavirus infections in New York, for protesting against lockdown rules. And he then mentioned something much more disturbing. He mentioned that an actual vibrator with his face on it is for sale on Etsy. It actually exists and I’m not going to link to it because your soul and hole doesn’t need to be exposed to that today:
Eminem and his beard wig-looking beard popped up at the end of a parody of his song Stan called Stu, which had Pete Davidson showing his obsession for Santa Claus while in Eminem cosplay (although, he was giving me more “Samantha Ronson after losing a fight to a Flowbee“).
Morgan Wallen, the hillbilly Post Malone, was supposed to be SNL’s musical guest in October, but after he got caught breaking SNL’s COVID-restrictions by going to bars and kissing on random tricks who really need take a Learning Annex course called Love Yourself, he was dropped and replaced with Jack White. But Lorne Michaels must get extra moist in the tip for Morgan Wallen because he got another chance and was the musical guest last night. Morgan decided to HAHA at his own dumbassery in a skit that also starred Pete Davidson sounding like Cartman on Novocacine:
Well, the good news is that now many of us can go back to simpler times when we had no idea what a Morgan Wallen is.
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