Category: Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Seacrest Shares “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” Ratings, Possibly In Response To Andy Cohen’s Insults
Even though messy Andy Cohen got messy drunk while hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with pal Anderson Cooper, he’ll be back next year. But, as previously reported, he regrets one thing: shading Ryan Seacrest and ABC’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Andy told CNN’s viewers, “if you’re watching ABC, you’re watching nothing,” and referred to ABC’s musical guests (Journey, Ashanti, and Ja Rule) as “Ryan Seacrest’s group of losers.” Snort. And even though Andy went on his radio show to express his remorse and call Ryan “a great guy”, maaaybe Ryan isn’t totally over it? Cuz yesterday he posted a screenshot of an article to his Instagram Stories about how his New Year’s special was the highest-rated New Year’s special. By far. Seacrest OUT.
In The Grand Tradition Of Daytime TV Costume Nonsense, Here’s How All The Morning Shows Did Halloween
When it comes to the Spooky Season of which we currently find ourselves in, there’s nothing more festive than waking up, turning on the television, and seeing a collection of costumes that are bound to make you say, “What in the sweet spooky fuck is going on here??“. It’s daytime TV’s annual Halloween celebration, which means a whole mess o’ busted costumes, messy wigs, concepts to inspire confusion and a general feeling of second-hand cringe, and references that will look so heinously dated by next year’s Halloween. I mean, when else am I going to see Ryan Seacrest dressed up like a little lad who likes berries and cream, getting manhandled by the anonymous enforcers from Squid Game?
Ryan Seacrest’s Team Reportedly Staged An Intervention Over Him Working So Much
Us Weekly spoke to sources who say that Ryan Seacrest was working himself ragged. 46-year-old Ryan has tons of gigs between his radio show, American Idol, and Live With Kelly & Ryan. But working that much is tiring, even to a robot like Ryan. So his team “staged an intervention” to get him to slow down. Counter-offer: what if Ryan Seacrest stopped altogether?
46-Year-Old Ryan Seacrest’s New Piece Is 23-Year-Old Instagram Model Aubrey Paige
Since 46-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio still sees 23-year-old Camila Morrone as his “dream girl” and she’s a year away from turning 25 (which will break the “dream girl” spell cast on him and he’ll immediately see her as a one-foot-in-the-grave old crone), model types looking for a multi-millionaire celebrity sugar daddy have to settle for DHgate versions of Leo, like 46-year-old diabolical creepy gnome Ryan Seacrest. (Although, the internet claims that Ryan Seacrest is worth $450 million while Leonardo DiCaprio is ONLY worth $260 million. The difference is obviously from the major bonus Ryan got from Satan for unleashing the Kardashians upon humanity.) And the latest 20-something model who is developing back problems by slouching low every time she’s photographed with Ryan is 23-year-old Aubrey Paige.
Giuliana Rancic Is Leaving The E! Red Carpet, The Carpet Is Smiling, And Yes, Carpets Can Smile
The reckless, back-alley rage-hump between Cruella de Vil and a busted fire ant, Giuliana Rancic, is packing up her glittery kit bag of shifty, filterless bleats and leaving the E! red carpet for greener pastures at NBCUniversal for what sounds like fuckery behind the camera this time.
I didn’t know until just now that the tight little struggle tufts of a trash-trodden carpet could cry tears of joy, or that Zendaya‘s hair was prone to dancing fluttery little pirouettes when it was happy, but here we are. According to People, Giuliana loves to tell stories that aren’t centered in half-assed damage control. Who knew?
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Declaring That She Wishes She Banged Ryan Seacrest Back In The Day
Tori Spelling was on Lisa Vanderpump’s show Overserved, which is an E! series that sees Lisa getting lit with her celeb friends and acquaintances at expensive dinners where she asks them personal questions. Move over, Oprah! Tori and her husband Dean McDermott love to overshare, and this time, Tori’s oversharing how she wishes she would’ve been one of Ryan Seacrest’s girls and gotten a piece of that. Cut to a bewildered Britney Spears whispering to herself, “Girls?????”