Category: Modern Love
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The New Netflix Dating Show “Sexy Beasts”
Do you like The Masked Singer? Do you like Love is Blind? Do you like the BBC’s 1988 adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe? Do you have a furry fetish? If you answered “hell yeah!” to even one of these questions, congrats! You are the target audience for Sexy Beasts, a new Netflix dating show.
Here’s the premise: a bunch of hot singles are transformed into animal-human hybrids, their naturally gorgeous features covered by insane facial prosthetics. Then they go on dates with each other. Then they choose one person to continue dating. Then they meet their chosen date sans animal-face. The trailer, which premiered today, seems to be selling this as a blind love experiment, but, again, all of these people are thin and hot, soooo… naw. Continue reading
Grimes And Elon Musk Are Still Doing Their Best To Facilitate Global Warming With Their Love
Grimes is on some new shit now. She’s just released a concept album called Miss_Anthropocene and her goal is to “make climate change fun”. As far as I can ascertain, the villainous Miss_Anthropocene is “a psychedelic, space-dwelling demon/ beauty-Queen” who’s hellbent on bringing about an apocalypse, but like in a super fun way? So that’s cool. Grimes discussed some of the particulars of this project in a Wall Street Journal interview, and also revealed that she’s still on some of her old shit, that old shit being Elon Musk.