Phil Collins is Evicting His Ex-Wife From The House She Lives In (Which Is Also His House)

Phil Collins (who is partly responsible for that Emily In Paris mess since he did procreate Lily Collins) is fighting with his third ex-wife, Orianne Cevey, who is apparently still living in HIS house, despite the two divorcing in 2008––Orianne has even married and divorced another guy since then. Jennifer Coolidge better work on slathering her face with as much highlighter as possible because she’s perfect for the role of Orianne when this tale gets turned into a scripted series for the USA Network.

Apparently, 69-year-old Phil and 46-year-old Orianne first got married in 1999. It was a beautiful ceremony, Phil probably got up and sang that awful song from “Tarzan”… it was great. They even had two boys (Nicholas who is now 19 years old and Matthew who is now 16 years old). However, at some point, things went south and they split up in 2006. Orianne got a $46.76 million divorce settlement, which at the time was the largest celebrity divorce settlement in British divorce settlement history.

TMZ says that while Phil was left crying over his remaining $200+ million fortune, Orianne got remarried to someone named Charles Mejjati, before divorcing him in 2016––AND THEN SHE WENT BACK TO PHIL. The two rekindled their broken love and were living happily (I guess?) together until a few months ago when Orianne went and married another guy named Thomas Bates.

She apparently lied to Phil about what she was doing while traveling to Las Vegas for business because this Thomas guy is her new man as of August 2020. The thing is: right now, she’s still living in the Florida mansion that Phil owns. And now he’s kicking her ass out. Phil sent an eviction notice, asking her to vacate the property that he owns and pays for (Phil also fully supports the couple’s sons financially and is very much in their lives….unlike Lily’s). Orianne has refused, and now it’s getting ugly. According to the same TMZ sources, Phil gave his ex until 3 pm on Friday (yesterday) to leave…and she didn’t. So now he’s gone in and changed the security passcodes and plans to file a formal eviction lawsuit as soon as the courts open on Monday.

Imagine being that cruel to little, old Phil Collins (“YES!” said everyone)? How could Orianne?!! But of course, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe Phil is a mean, vindictive little easy listening pepaw, pushing poor Orianne out of her humble abode? I mean, shelling out $47 million to an ex-wife just to have her move back in like nothing had happened? Now that is love. I’d take 47 DOLLARS and coast on the fact that I slept with the guy who wrote “Sussudio” for the rest of my life. Who could resist?

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