Queen Latifah Cancels Her Interview With Bill Cosby After Old Sexual Assault Allegations Come Back Up

Stories about Bill Cosby’s alleged rapist ways have been around a long time, but that horrifying shit exploded against our monitors again last week when a video of comedian Hannibal Buress calling America’s so-called beloved TV father out in one of his sets made the rounds. The allegations were pulled out from under a huge pile of ugly sweaters and people were talking about it again. Also, actress Barbara Bowman recently told The Daily Mail about how Bill Cosby allegedly drugged and assaulted her. So because all of these allegations are coming back, TMZ says that The Queen Latifah Show decided that maybe it’s not such a good idea to have him on and they snatched back their invitation.

Production sources tell us Latifah honchos didn’t want the association so they 86’d Cosby. They’re particularly sensitive because a video from Latifah’s show just went viral, showing a 13-year-old gay kid going crazy on the show after winning VIP Ru Paul tickets.

A rep for the show says that Bill Cosby’s team pressed the pause button on the interview and it has nothing to do with Diva Boy, but TMZ stands by their story.

Some are slow clapping for Queen LaQueefah, because they think after years of the mainstream media not doing anything about the allegations, she’s actually doing something about it. Others are shaking their heads at the Grand Dame of the Closet (sorry, Travolta), because after years of the mainstream media pretty much ignoring the allegations, she’s continuing to ignore them by not having Bill Cosby on her show so she can ask him about them. I don’t know. I’ve seen The Queen Latifah Show and if my chihuahua could speak, he’d ask more hard-hitting questions than she does. Queen Latifah is trying to be the next Ellen DeGeneres (sans that whole “coming out” thing of course) and is not trying to be the next Diane Sawyer. If she had him on, there’s no way she’d bring up those allegations. That interview would be covered with more sugar than what’s in Wanda’s Macaroni Salad. He’d zip zop bippity bop out nonsense and when he’d offer Queen Latifah a Puddin’ Pop, she’s awkwardly decline out of fear that shit is drugged.

Queen Latifah should just cancel all of her guests and have Brendan “Diva Boy” Jordan on every single day. In case you didn’t get doused with ten waves of glitter while watching it, here’s one of the supposed reasons why Bill Cosby got kicked off of the show. Diva Boy is like a one-kid Paris Is Burning with a dash of Vera Charles from Mame. He’s like a preteen me on roids:

I love it when a clip is both relevant to the post and a palate cleanser.

Who Worked It Better?

On the left is Southern California used car salesman ICON Cal Worthington and on the right is Madge at the Grammys tonight. Do I even need to ask? Cal Worthington won this battle without knowing it. May God bless his pussy cow-loving soul.

As expected, at the Grammys tonight, the grown-up Phil DeVille we all know as Macklemore yodeled out “Same Love” with Ryan Lewis and Mary Lambert before 33 couples got married by Queen Latifah. Sadly, Queen Latifah didn’t come out in a big way by scissoring with her girlfriend while getting married too. But after she declared all those couples as married, Madge, who was dressed like Boss Hog, wobbled out on a cane and looked like something straight out of Death Becomes Her. Bitch can’t move her rubber face and the way she moved… She looked like Misty Day just brought her back to life. Your nana was like, “That was me a day after hip surgery!” Madge sang “Open Your Heart” before singing with Mary Lambert and the whole entire thing was a major mess. Getting married live on the Grammys in front of all those wrecks sounds like a complete nightmare from Hell to me, but hey, it’s their wedding.

And I can’t wait for the Grammys next year when the ghost of Tammy Wynette sings D-I-V-O-R-C-E in a mass divorce ceremony starring all those couples who were married tonight.

What In The Hell Are You Doing To Your Tits?

Malin Akerman brings the T, you bring the shade.

While flipping channels last night, I stopped on CBS to watch the People’s Choice Awards and as soon as Malin Akerman popped up on my screen with her tits looking like two sick kids staring sadly out the window at the healthy kids playing in the front yard, I said “nope” to myself and kept it moving. Malin Akerman’s pocket hottie husband filed papers to legally quit her ass last month and I am all for dealing with a divorce by putting your chichis out, but this is not the way to do it. Bitch’s chichis look like they had a serious fight and the right one drew a line between them and told the left one to stay on its side of the chest. Aunt Sassy does not want this for you, Juna! (That’s a The Comeback reference for the three of you who watched that masterpiece.)

It looks like she put on her dress backwards, but the back of her dress is pretty much backless except for a long strip, so she didn’t wear it backwards. But she should’ve and slapped on some pasties that matched the fabric of her dress. It would’ve been a better look and I wouldn’t have the urge to organize a march or a rally to free her imprisoned titty balls.

Here’s tons of pictures from that shit last night. A tip: Just take your eyes to Kat Dennings’ powdered dough ball chichis and keep them there. Almost everything else is a wreck.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

Here’s The Trailer For Lifetime’s Remake Of Steel Magnolias

When Lifetime announced that they were doing a remake of Steel Magnolias with Queen Latifah as M’Lynn, I felt like I had just been slapped in the face by Jack Jr. on Easter Sunday. And after seeing the trailer, I’m torn (“Don’t they have anus stitches at the free clinic?” – you). On one hand, this looks really well done and like Lifetime put all their money on this and used leftover Camel Cash and drink tickets to pay for Liz & Dick. On the other hand, this sort of looks like six friends (Queen, Alfre Woodard, Phylicia Rashad, Jill Scott, Adepero Oduye and Condola Rashad) got drunk on pink wine together and started reciting lines from the movie (aka what I do every Sunday night with my dog. He plays Shelby, obviously.) It’s almost like a J. Jill catalog come to life. Where’s the camp?! Where’s the over-the-top tears?! Where was Shelby’s kitchen ass Sandy Duncan wig?

I’m mad at Lifetime, so I’m probably just taking that out on this trailer. I’m mad at Lifetime, because I just saw pictures of Lindsay Lohan on the Liz & Dick set looking like a bloated Miss Swann as Chinopatra.

Queen Latifah Did Not Come Out At Long Beach Pride

And no, she didn’t come out in that picture by making the scissor sign. Keep waiting (or don’t), bitches.

When Queen Latifah performed at Long Beach Pride and told the audience that she’s happy to be with “her people,“ many hos, including this one, thought that was her subtle way of letting us know that she gets the mustache on the regular if you know what I mean. But Queef Latifah tells Entertainment Weekly that she hasn’t given up her space in the closet and whose crotch she puts her lips on at the end of the night is in her personal file and you’ll never have the password for it. Queen said that when she called the audience “her people” she meant that they were all there together to fight against hatred and bullies. You know, some U.N.I.T.Y. shit.

On the news that she came out at Long Beach Lesbian & Gay Pride: “That definitely wasn’t the case. I’ve never dealt with the question of my personal life in public. It’s just not gonna happen.”

On going to a gay club with Tupac: “To me, doing a gay pride show is one of the most fun things. My first show that paid more than $10,000 was in a gay club on New Year’s Eve in San Francisco. Tupac happened to be in town, so he came to kick it with me. This was the early ’90s. And the boys were like, ‘Take your shirt off, Tupac!’ He wasn’t doing that. But we had a blast in there.”

On what she meant by calling the audience “her people“: “I know that the most important thing and the only thing I have to give is love. When people are going through hatred and bullying, the biggest thing to fight that is love. So that’s all I encouraged my audience to do that night: to share their light and share their love. Period.”

Okay, so she’s basically just Richard Simmons-ing it. Queen knows that we know that she wrestles clitty with her tongue. I guess it’s not her time to fully come out yet, but does she know that when she officially comes out she gets a 3-pack of Hanes white tank tops, a gift certificate to IKEA and a screener for the new season of The Real L Word? Because that could be a dealmaker.

Queen Latifah Performed For “Her People” At Long Beach Pride This Weekend

Those hoping that Queen Latifah would roll onto the stage at the 29th Annual Long Beach Lesbian & Gay Pride Festival in a Home Depot shopping cart while proudly waving her strap-on in the air were totally disappointed. Queen Latifah made her pride debut this past Saturday night and she didn’t exactly scream that she loves chocha from the top of the amps. But Big Daddy Dana (© Fresh) did say she’s been “waiting a long time to do this” and she’s proud to be “among her people.” To me, that’s basically saying “Rojo Caliente is my party leader” without actually saying the words “Rojo Caliente is my party leader.“

I’d still like to see Queen Latifah proudly wave her strap-on in the air, but only because that would make a really good CAPTION THIS picture. Queen Latifah doesn’t really owe anybody a huge coming out speech, but you know who does owe me something? My cable provider. They owe it to me to include No More Down Low TV in their channel lineup.

via Queerty