Malin Akerman brings the T, you bring the shade.
While flipping channels last night, I stopped on CBS to watch the People’s Choice Awards and as soon as Malin Akerman popped up on my screen with her tits looking like two sick kids staring sadly out the window at the healthy kids playing in the front yard, I said “nope” to myself and kept it moving. Malin Akerman’s pocket hottie husband filed papers to legally quit her ass last month and I am all for dealing with a divorce by putting your chichis out, but this is not the way to do it. Bitch’s chichis look like they had a serious fight and the right one drew a line between them and told the left one to stay on its side of the chest. Aunt Sassy does not want this for you, Juna! (That’s a The Comeback reference for the three of you who watched that masterpiece.)
It looks like she put on her dress backwards, but the back of her dress is pretty much backless except for a long strip, so she didn’t wear it backwards. But she should’ve and slapped on some pasties that matched the fabric of her dress. It would’ve been a better look and I wouldn’t have the urge to organize a march or a rally to free her imprisoned titty balls.
Here’s tons of pictures from that shit last night. A tip: Just take your eyes to Kat Dennings’ powdered dough ball chichis and keep them there. Almost everything else is a wreck.
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Juna from The Comeback
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Juna from The Comeback
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Juna from The Comeback
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Juna from The Comeback
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Ian Somerhalder
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Sandra Bullock
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Sandra Bullock
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Wayne Brady
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Norman Reedus
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Norman Reedus
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Allison Janney
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Allison Williams
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Anna Faris
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Anna Faris
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Mop Head
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Heidi Klum
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Heidi Klum
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Steve Sanders with his wife Erin Ludwig
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Steve Sanders
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Yessica Alba
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Yessica Alba
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Melissa Joan Hart
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Stephen Amell
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Stephen Amell
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Queen LaQueefah
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Queen LaQueefah
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Jennifer Hudson with her sister Julia Hudson
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Jennifer Hudson with her sister Julia Hudson
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Kaley Cuckoo
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Gross
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Kat Dennings, CHICHIS and Beth Behrs
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Kat Dennings, CHICHIS and Beth Behrs
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Nina Dobrev
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Nina Dobrev
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Josh Holloway
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Josh Holloway
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Ming Na
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Ming Na
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Shemar Moore
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Marg Helgenberger
Pics: Wenn.com, Splash
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