Category: Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon’s Youngest Child, Zen, Dies Of A Brain Tumor At Five Months Old
Nick Cannon has revealed some absolutely devastating news. 41-year-old Nick to his Nick Cannon talk show and broke down while explaining that his seventh child, five-month-old Zen, has died from a brain tumor.
Open Post: Hosted By Andy Cohen Asking Nick Cannon Who His “Favorite Baby Mama” Is
Andy Cohen has proven that he can stir shit even when he’s not on his show. Andy was a guest on Nick Cannon’s talk show, Nick Cannon, and they decided to borrow a game, Plead The Fifth, from Andy’s show Watch What Happens Live. Andy asked Nick–who is synonymous with the term “Baby Daddy” after purposely fathering a whole brood in the span of a year or so–who was Nick’s favorite baby mama. And he answered. I know, can you fucking believe the audacity?–pretty wild that someone would actually give Nick Cannon a talk show.
Nick Cannon Claims That He’s Having A Bunch Of Kids On Purpose
In a world filled with constant ads for erectile dysfunction, Nick Cannon is a true unicorn. He has proven to everyone that there’s no shame in spreading your seed around as long as your hose keeps working, even though we’re all looking at him like he’s crazy. Still, what better joy is there than to have a baby with the woman you love? Unless you keep falling in and out of love with random chicks leaving behind a bunch of kids destined to sing Papa Was A Rolling Stone at all of their future family gatherings. However, despite what the critics say, Nick insists all of his new beneficiaries were planned little miracles and he’s proud of what his jizz has accomplished in such a few short years.
Nick Cannon’s Seventh Child, Zen, Has Arrived
At the end of 2020, Nick Cannon had four children (that we know of). Now, seven months-deep into 2021–not even long enough to gestate a human baby–homeboy has just welcomed his seventh child. Just a couple of weeks after model Alyssa Scott confirmed that she was growing Nick Cannon’s seventh baby in her womb, she announced that she birthed out his son Zen. Nick is like an absolute nightmare episode of Maury Povich.
Nick Cannon Confirms That He’s Expecting His 7th Child
It’s entirely appropriate that Nick Cannon created a show called Wild n’ Out because that’s also how you could explain what his penis has been doing over the past year or so. Just absolutely going wild and popping off, fertilizing every vagina possible. Less than a month after it was confirmed that Abby De La Rosa was pregnant with Nick’s second set of twins, we learned that he had allegedly gotten another woman pregnant, a former Wild n’ Out model named Alyssa Scott. Nick’s appearance in a recent maternity shoot posted to Instagram has confirmed the rumors that he’s expecting his seventh child. Nick better stock up on Sharpies now, because at the rate he’s going, he’s bound to run out of ink every time he attempts to draw his family tree.
Nick Cannon’s Twins Have Arrived And Their Names Are, Well, They’re Special
Prodigious procreator Nick Cannon continues to do what he does best — making babies and saddling them with ridiculous names. E! News reports that Nick’s latest children, twin boys with DJ/radio personality Abby De La Rosa, have entered the group chat, short-circuiting everybody’s auto-correct. Are you ready or did you read ahead? Because you see, I’m trying to build some suspense here before revealing the names you definitely did not guess correctly in your Nick Cannon Twin Names office pool. I mean, there’s no way in hell anybody could predict that Nick’s twins would be named Zion Mixolydian Cannon and Zillion Heir Cannon. Turbans off to this absolute celebrity baby name legend.