Category: Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon Might Have Another Baby On The Way
The alarm clock reads 6:00. Sonny & Cher are singing “I Got You Babe.” I lay in bed, aware that I’m about to relive the same Nick Cannon headline I’ve already written before. This is my Groundhog Day. Just five months ago, Nick Cannon welcomed his fourth child. Then last month we learned that Nick Cannon will soon be the father to his second set of twins. And now there’s word that Nick Cannon might have yet another baby on the way.
Nick Cannon Will Soon Be Father To Another Set Of Twins
Didn’t we all just hear that Nick Cannon made a new baby just a couple of months ago? I don’t know if Nick Cannon has a nickname for his penis, but my vote is for Nick’s Cannon, because wow, is it ever good at quickly firing off history-altering propellants.
Nick Cannon Was Seen Getting Tattooed With A Model Who Is Not The Mother Of His Newborn Child
Frequently be-turbaned Nick Cannon, the corniest brother since Henry Blair who invented the Seed-Planter that revolutionized corn production in 1834, put down his newborn baby Powerful Queen Cannon long enough to make his way to a tattoo parlor with a model named LaNisha Nicole to have his entire neck tattooed. As one does. And it appears that LaNisha got some new ink as well. She posted an IG story where somebody has paid good money to have “King Cannon” permanently tattooed upon their body. As one most certainly does not! Especially if you are not the mother of a newborn baby named Powerful Queen Cannon.
Nick Cannon’s Fourth Child Is Here, And Her Name Is Powerful Queen
I know that there’s at least a handful of people who assume there are some crucial words missing from that headline, and that I meant to write that Nick Cannon called his girlfriend Brittany Bell a powerful queen after witnessing her go through all that labor and birth. Which would have been the right thing to do after watching her do all the hard work in giving birth to his fourth child. But Nick and Brittany have named their daughter Powerful Queen.
Kanye West Denies He’s In “Cahoots” With The Republicans… Uh-huh…
Not only has Kanye West chosen to run a joke Presidential campaign during a very crucial election, but while doing so he’s been spouting all kinds of his special brand of Absolut Bullshit™. He spoke with fellow mess, Nick Cannon, during a lengthy interview. Kanye used his time with Nick to deny that he’s a pawn of the GOP to help Trump’s campaign and wants everyone to know that he’s richer than Trump.
Nick Cannon’s Rep Denies That He’s Thinking Of Suing ViacomCBS
Nick Cannon has apologized not once, not twice, but as many times as Mariah Carey has reachable octaves, and still, ViacomCBS is standing firm to their decision to fire him last month after he promoted anti-Semitic conspiracy theories on his podcast, Cannon’s Class. Nick has been the host of Wild’N Out, the show he created in 2005, for 15 seasons. Nick fired back at ViacomCBS, saying he deserved an apology from them, for firing him without discussing where he was coming from, and he demanded they hand over the rights to his show. Well, ViacomCBS didn’t give Nick his show. And recently, rumors started popping up on the internet that Nick was planning to sue ViacomCBS for $1.5 billion for the rights to Wild’N Out. But Nick’s rep has come forward to kill that billion-dollar lawsuit rumor.