Category: Mossimo
Aunt Becky Update: She’s Worried About The Sentences Other People Are Getting Because They Ain’t Short Enough
People reports that Lori Loughlin is in another one of her moods. We all know the story by now. Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli, are accused of using $500,000 to bribe their daughters’ way into USC by faking that they were on the rowing team. The evidence seems pretty solid, and other people involved have pled guilty. Also, Rick Singer, the mastermind behind the College Admissions Scandal is the one who turned on his clients–and yet Lori and Mossimo pleaded not guilty because… I’m sure they have a plan?
Lori and Mossimo apparently had second thoughts, though, after fellow schemer Felicity Huffman admitted her guilt, and is already out of prison after serving 11 days. Lori wanted that too! But it seems like that won’t be happening, as other sentences are coming in from the scandal and Lori isn’t liking the prison time they got.
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Plead Not Guilty To New Bribery Charges
As you know, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli are in deep legal shit. After getting charged in the College Admissions Scandal that scooped up a bunch of rich people trying to game the system through their wildly-disposable income, these two were charged, refused to take a plea, and are facing prison time. If Lori and Mossimo took a plea and pled guilty, they might have already washed their hands of the problem by serving a quick minute in the clink like Felicity Huffman. But no.
Lori and Mossimo are adamant that they did nothing wrong despite the mountains of evidence suggesting otherwise. The government then slapped them with additional charges hoping that would scare them into a deal and yet here we are. Lori and Mossimo are saying, “Screw you, we’re innocent!”
Lori Loughlin’s Daughters May Be Charged Too, Says A Former Federal Prosecutor
People says that Lori Loughlin is shaking in her boots, as per usual. After getting hit with those new bribery charges, she and Mossimo Giannulli have pretty much been in a tail spin, supposedly. Reportedly they were in “chaos“. Well, Lori and company should freak out more because a former prosecutor says that due to the new bribery charges, Lori and Mossimo’s daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, could be charged next.
Lori Loughlin’s Family Is In “Chaos”
Lori Loughlin WISHES she could get roasted by Martha Stewart for looking schlubby in a pair of coveralls she didn’t even have to wear long enough that they require laundering. Speaking of laundering, Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli still insist that they don’t know nothing about it, have never even seen a washing machine let alone used one, and they certainly don’t know where all those wet $100 bills came from. Yet somehow, Lori and Mossimo got caught putting too much detergent in the washing machine, and just like when Bobby did that on The Brady Bunch, the avalanche of bubbles is sending their family into chaos!!!
Lori Loughlin Is Freaking Out About The New Bribery Charges
It seems like just yesterday Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were getting hit with additional bribery charges in the college admissions scandal–but it was actually two days ago. We’re learning more about the charges and indictment, but by “more” I mean “more of the same” because it’s really just more self-obsessed, out-of-touch, “Help me, I’m rich!” bullshit that we’ve become accustomed to from these two. Apparently Mossimo is on record saying he “had to work the system” to get his daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli into USC. And now Lori is freaking out because she keeps getting charged with things. Wow, it’s almost like you should have copped a plea a hundred years ago. Maybe your slap on the wrist would have healed by now?
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Were Hit With A Federal Program Bribery Charge
Earlier today, Kristian reported that Lori Loughlin, formerly Aunt Becky/possible future inmate 73945, was considering copping a plea deal so that she can get in and out of prison like fellow college admissions scammer Felicity Huffman. If that’s the direction Lori wants to go, then she might want to keep an index card handy with an itemized list of her no-nos. Because TMZ says she and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, have just been hit with even more charges, and it would be so embarrassing to forget something when they plead guilty.