Category: Mossimo
Lori Loughlin May Cop A Plea Deal After All, And Her Daughters Are Officially No Longer USC Students
Lori Loughlin‘s life has been in a tail-spin ever since her own greed, hubris, and pride got the best of her and she pleaded not guilty to the allegations laid against her in the College Admissions Scandal. Operation Varsity Blues uncovered $500,000 of alleged bribery money used by Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo for allegedly getting her two daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, into USC. The feds allege that Lori used that $500,000 to falsify rowing credentials for her daughters. Welp, the government got her good, and her not-guilty plea turned into more charges, which turned into a lifetime of HELL and TORMENT!
Well, listen, Lori’s fellow College Admissions Scandal schemer Felicity Huffman is flourishing in prison. Not only is she almost done with her sentence and will be out in time for Sunday Night Football, jail life isn’t so bad since she has a tanning area and foosball and shit. So now Lori’s looking at Felicity’s slap on the wrist and thinking: “I am also a rich famous white woman–perhaps I will also get a slap on the wrist? …Maybe I should take a plea?” Took her long enough.
U.S. Attorney Says Lori Loughlin Should Expect A “Substantially Higher” Punishment Than Felicity Huffman
From the Department of DUH: Lori Loughlin is in more trouble than Felicity Huffman. Both women participated in Operation Varsity Blues, which saw rich people scamming their children’s way into high education through bribe-bribes and not just “charitable donation” bullshit. Felicity dropped $15,000 to make her daughter look better at the SATs, while Lori allegedly dropped a full half a million in order to lie about her two daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella, being on the rowing team so they could get into USC. if you know anything about numbers and the law, it’s that $15,000 is much less than $500,000, and that the more you break a law the harsher you’ll be punished for it.
So maybe Lori thought–after Felicity earned herself 14 days in jail, a fine and some community service–that she too would be spared some pain and slapped gently on the wrist for her rich people crimes. Alas, the U.S. Attorney who is coming after Lori has news for her: It ain’t gonna happen since Felicity admitted to doing a wrong.
Federal Prosecutors Want Felicity Huffman To Serve A Month In The Clink
It’s been four months since Felicity Huffman decided that the best way to keep from landing herself a long-running role in Cell Block C Playhouse’s production of Desperate Cellmates is to cop a plea and admit guilt, which is what she did in May. Felicity pleaded guilty to committing mail fraud and honest services fraud by paying $15,000 to have a proctor correct the answers on her daughter’s SAT test in hopes of getting into a “good” college. Sentencing time is coming up, and it was reported that prosecutors were going to recommend 4 to 10 months in prison, but I guess their asses are Sports Night fans, because they’ve recommended only a month. Lori Loughlin is probably changing her mind about regretting her decision to not take a plea deal, because I mean, a whole entire month under fluorescent lighting and without Frette sheets?! She’d literally die.
Lori Loughlin Really Regrets Not Copping A Deal In Her College Admissions Scandal Like Felicity Huffman Did
It seems Lori Loughlin finally understands what anyone with any sort of common sense knew some time ago: She should have taken a deal like Felicity Huffman did after getting caught allegedly bribing her daughters’ way into college. There was talk that Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli believe that they’re going to be exonerated of all charges at trial. But now sources are saying that a bit of reason may have penetrated through the bubble of delusion that Lori is in.
Lori Loughlin’s Friends Reportedly Want Her To Leave Mossimo
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli are currently in the middle of fighting federal charges for allegedly bribing their daughters’ way into USC. Ever since this mess started for them, their lives have been spiraling out of the privileged bubble which led them to believe they could use their wealth for literally anything they wanted, in the first place. Since some rich people can’t handle conflict as it so rarely shows up for them, it’s now being reported that this scandal of which is fully a creature of their own creation is now making them fight with each other.
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli Showed Up To Federal Court In Boston Today
To think, Lori Loughlin probably did the “Woop woop raise the roof!” hands when her academically average daughters miraculously got into USC, and now she’s raising her arms while walking through federal court security. Although to be fair, she and her husband Mossimo Giannulli will still likely raise the roof when they leave court, because they think they’ve got this thing beat.