The Cardi B/Offset publicity train is still chugging along at full steam and just made a whistle stop at Offset’s parent’s house. Offset’s dad, Michael Woodward aka Tony Pla, had to hold on to his hat as he ran down the tracks and hopped on the back so he could add his 2 cents. According to Bossip, Michael did what a lot of dad’s do, he got on Facebook and wrote a lengthy post, calling Cardi a “hot headed female that thrives off of social media attention”, and accused her of posting that picture of baby Kulture out of “spite”. He said that the whole situation has gotten out of hand, that “psychological issues, depression and drugs make the situation worse”, and he wants people to leave his son alone. Who needs a Leave Offset Alone kid when your dad has a Facebook account!
In regards to the picture of Kulture that Cardi posted on the heels of her announcement that she and Offset were breaking up, Michael said:
“Last week when Cardi posted the divorce video I could not get any work done at work as the phone calls, texts, DMs, etc were non stop. She released the baby picture out of spite. It was supposed to come out in his album. She basically screwed my whole family over that vowed not to release pictures to social media. My whole family is in an uproar right now and I can’t fix it. […] I would not wish this on anyone.”
My son was supposed to be the one to pimp out the grandkid, not her!! He went on to say:
“It’s a tic for tack, mudslinging situation fueled by jealousy, envy, insecurities, psychological issues, drugs, etc, etc, etc,” he continued. “While he ain’t perfect, he is mine and as a parent I have a duty to protect him. Right now, I cannot do that.”
Michael says his son is just 25 (he’s 27) with unlimited funds and everybody trying to get a piece of him is tearing their family apart. Michael would give anything to “go back to simply being a school teacher and coach”. Sounds like he’s still able to use his coaching skills though so…
Here’s the entire post, if you have the patience.
#Offset's stepfather, #MichaelWoodward aka #TonyPLA, has some choice words about his stepson x #CardiB's relationship on his #Facebook acct ? #Cardi #Bardi #BardiB #TheSavageRoom #Savage pic.twitter.com/93JgjdQBUs
— The Savage Room (@The_SavageRoom) December 18, 2018
And speaking of Patientce (RIP my spell check), Cardi has posted an Instagram video in defense of her publicist Patientce Foster who people have criticized for allowing her client to be ambushed on stage by Offset when Cardi was performing at the Rolling Loud Festival. Cardi says that people need to shut the fuck up and stop dragging her “sister”, stating that Patience has been with her and her family (she also represents Offset and Cardi’s sister) since well before she became famous and took a chance on her when no other publicist would. She said:
Yeah, sometimes she does a little bit more, you wanna know why? Because we are a family and she cares about my family,” Cardi continued. “I’m not gonna let y’all drag her. I don’t give a f—…I will never let y’all disrespect people this close to me.”
Here’s the entire 10 MINUTE video, if you have the Patientce.
If not, maybe you’ll prefer this video she posted talking about how much she misses Offset’s dick in her mouth.
Choo, choo, all aboard!