Caught-on-camera celebrity purchases usually aren’t that suspicious or noteworthy. Sometimes a famous person just needs some attention…I mean, coffee. But Shia La Beouf was recently seen buying and riding around with a child trailer for the back of his bicycle. And of course, it hasn’t taken the internet very long to speculate on what that might mean.
The Daily Mail reports that 33-year-old Shia was spotted riding his bike to a bike store yesterday and that he left with a $329 child trailer attached to the back.
Shia LaBeouf buys a child trailer for bike as wife Mia Goth does some gardening https://t.co/dC8Kym5jwp
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) May 1, 2020
I’ll be honest. The most shocking thing to me about that picture is that Shia is wearing a bandana as a face mask. I never would have guessed that he’d go so conventional with his COVID-19 protection. Like, how is he not wearing a homemade face mask constructed from paper bags and old prop rat tails? That’s a question for another day, right now we’ve got to focus on that little trailer. The Daily Mail also mentions that he was riding his bike home to his new house in Pasadena. And who was there doing some landscaping? Oh, just 26-year-old Mia Goth, his maybe-wife turned maybe-ex-wife, who has been hanging out with him again. They both appeared to be wearing wedding rings, so they’re probably back together.
The only mystery really is whether they’re expecting a kid in the future, or if they already have one. Because here are some pictures of Mia from the end of March, and she doesn’t exactly look ready to pop with Shia’s LaBébé.
Compare that to pictures from yesterday of Mia unloading some plants at Shia’s new house, where she’s reportedly been quarantining during the lockdown.
— Mia Goth Brasil (@miagothbr) April 30, 2020
There is a chance that the bike trailer isn’t for a kid at all, but for Shia and Mia’s new puppy. If that’s the case, then Mia better stop carrying plants like that. That’s the exact pose you see when you open up the first chapter of The Official Hollywood Guide For Hiding a Pregnancy on a Sitcom or Legal Drama.