Category: Margot Robbie
The Time 100 Gala, In Association With Frederick’s Of Hollywood
Actually, that’s not true. Time magazine seems a bit too stuffy and uptight to partner with such a sexy retailer. But that didn’t stop model Ashley Graham from slinking onto the red carpet of the annual Time 100 Gala in New York City last night in a silk nightie and robe combo. Oh, and a corset belt and jeweled choker, because Ashley clearly knows the difference between a proper formal lingerie look and looking like you just woke up from an afternoon catnap in your sugar daddy’s mansion.
Open Post: Hosted By Margot Robbie As Tonya Harding
Above is a picture from 1999 of the real Tonya Harding working a Florida Tuxedo (it’s like a Canadian tuxedo but without sleeves) and a gorgeous White Rain-encrusted curling iron bang. If that picture was taken in 1994, I’d say that Tonya won the Gold Medal in Shade by throwing that “At least my knee works, bitch” pose. And below are the first pictures of Margot Robbie in Tonya Harding drag on the set of the biopic I, Tonya (working title: I, Margot, Really Want A Fucking Oscar).
Margot Robbie Looks Exactly Like Tonya Harding (PHOTO GALLERY) https://t.co/kOo4b6tVfO
— TMZ (@TMZ) January 16, 2017
That movie also stars Sebastian Stan as Tonya’s child-toucher-looking ex-husband Jeff Gillooly and Allison Janney as Tonya’s abusive mother LaVona Golden. Heather Langenkamp, star of Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story, is reprising her role as Nancy Kerrigan. That last sentence was co-written by Wishful Thinking. They haven’t said who’s playing Nancy.
Margot Robbie Confirms What Everyone Knew
Yesterday, nerds released a tsunami of tears while learning that Harley Quinn may have gotten secret-married over the weekend. Margot Robbie didn’t announce it herself, because it was a secret. But several Australian publications reported that she got married to her boyfriend of three years, Tom Ackerley, somewhere in Australia.
Margot finally commented on that marriage rumor, although she didn’t use words. Margot posted a picture of that kind of ring on that finger on Instagram last night without a caption. But she really didn’t need to include a caption of what had happened. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then the picture is basically saying, “Yes I got married.”
I’m a little confused though. Where’s the rest of that ring? Margot is a famous and rich person, which means that diamond should be at least 6 pounds bigger and 9.8 karats gaudier. Doesn’t she realize she’s legally required as a famous person to have a rock the size of a baby gerbil on her hand?
I 100% doubt that picture was taken at the wedding, but if it was and Margot got married in an off-white Hanes Beefy-T, she’s my new hero.
Pic: Instagram
Margot Robbie Might Have Gotten Secret Married In Australia
Back in August, Margot Robbie claimed she was too busy to get married to her director boyfriend of three years Tom Ackerley. Margot must have found an empty page in her day planner, because everyone’s reporting that she got married to Tom over the weekend.
Margot was seen flying into Australia last week, and many figured it was to spend Christmas with her family. But according to Australia’s Women’s Day, Margot had a whole lot more planned than decorating gingerbread dingos and gathering around the didgeridoo to sing Six White Boomers. A source told Women’s Day that Margot was getting married. Today, both Australia’s Daily Telegraph (via Daily Mail) and The Sun are saying that the source was telling the truth. Margot got married.
The Daily Telegraph claims it happened at a secret location in Byron Bay, Australia. But The Sun says it happened about four hours away from Byron Bay in Margot’s hometown of Dalby. Margot is estranged from her dad, so The Sun is saying she was walked down the aisle by her mom and two brothers. Her sister was reportedly her maid of honor.
Neither Margot nor Tom have confirmed that they did indeed make it legal this weekend.
Margot and her man Tom aren’t Brangelina famous, so it’s not like they had to get married on the hush like that. But I understand fully why she did. Margot is getting her own Harley Quinn film soon. Getting secret-married means there’s no chance Margot would receive any surprise off-registry gifts on her wedding day from “The Joker.” I’m pretty sure Macy’s won’t take back a toaster filled with spider eggs.
Pic: Splash
Harley Quinn, Catwoman And Poison Ivy Are Getting Their Own Movie
Suicide Squad was a neon-colored dried turd (strangely enough, I hear that a neon-colored dried turd is just one of the gifts that the King of Method Jared Leto gave to the cast), but it still made almost $750 million worldwide, and that doesn’t include the Mount Everest-sized pile of money it brought in from everyone’s Emo cousin buying merchandise like a pleather and gold-painted metal Puddin’ choker from Hot Topic. So because Suicide Squad was a hit in the money department, DC has hired its director and writer David Ayer to direct and produce a movie starring Harley Quinn, Catwoman and Poison Ivy. Why do I have a feeling that this is going to end with all of us rioting at DC’s offices after it’s announced that Gigi Hadid is playing Catwoman and Kylie Jenner is playing Poison Ivy? Although, those pics of Kylie taken by Uncle Terry did cover every inch of my skin with the itchies and caused my eyeballs to break out into a rash, so that wouldn’t be the weirdest casting decision.
So, It Doesn’t Look Like Jared Leto Is Going To Get That Second Oscar For “Suicide Squad”
As everyone knows from the stories and stories about highly esteemed thespian Jared Leto going full method to play The Joker in Suicide Squad, highly esteemed thespian Jared Leto went full method to play The Joker in Suicide Squad. Jared spent time with mental patients who had been institutionalized and tried to freak out his co-stars by sending them all sorts of *~OhSoCraZy~* presents like a live rat, bullets, a dead hog, butt beads, condoms full of cum, etc…etc… But well, a ton of reviews are out and some critics think that Jared beat a hog to death with cum-filled condoms (that’s how the hog died, right?) for NOTHING, because The Joker is hardly in Suicide Squad and he hardly comes close to topping Heath Ledger’s Joker.