As if we needed yet another reason to be irritated with Miley Cyrus, she made Lindsay Lohan think she had a shot at banging a Hemsworth! No Lohanaissance is complete without a knight in shining armor, and according to People, Lindsay lamented in an Instagram comment that the brothers Hemsworth never got the chance to vie for her attention. Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Miley’s ex, have been enjoying some family time in Australia, and presumably trying to hide from the crazy. But the crazy done found them anyway!
Lindsay has also been in Australia, “working” as a judge on The Masked Singer. Chris posted a selfie on Instagram of himself and Liam, which got reposted by E! News, with a caption inviting followers to choose their favorite Hemsworth.
The actress appears in the comments of a selfie Chris Hemsworth posted of him and younger brother Liam Hemsworth on Thursday. After Chris shared the shot on Instagram among several pictures of him, wife Elsa Pataky, Liam and friends on vacation, E! News reposted the selfie on its Instagram page and caught Lohan’s eye.
“It’s an age old debate: Chris or Liam Hemsworth? GO!” the E! News account captioned the selfie.
“Why didn’t we meet in sydney or bondi?!” Lohan responded in the comments.
Leave it to Lindsay to post her comment on E!’s account instead of Chris or his wife’s posts, of the same picture, where they might have actually seen it to respond. It’s just the kind of attention to detail and quality of execution we’ve come to expect from her. Take for example this post advertising Lohan Rhodes Beach Club featuring a wrinkled menu, flat champagne, and an expired container of salad dressing?
This was posted less than 24 hours ago, yet the Instagram page for the Lohan Rhodes Beach House has already been disabled, and the website lists its hours of operation as “Closed”.
I do wonder what type response she was expecting from the brothers Hemsworth. Did she think the married Chris or the recently separated Liam would hear about her comment on E!’s Insta, and fall over themselves making excuses for not having gone to lengths to be sure to meet Australia’s hottest import? Because they totally should have. She’s been working on her dance moves and everything, despite her crippling social anxiety, as detailed in the lyrics to her new song Xanax.