At this point in time, you’d have to be one daffy fucking broad to issue a statement in defense of Harvey Weinstein. Previously, Donna Karan was the daffiest with her diatribe about ladies asking for it. Now the queen of dafficity, Lindsay Lohan has deigned to school us all with her deep thoughts and wisdom about Harvey via an Instagram story, because, well, it’s Lindsay. According to Deadline, it was up just long enough to catch the day’s news cycle and then swiftly deleted.
Whenever Lindsay pops her head out of whatever hole she’s currently burrowed in (this time she’s in Dubai), she never fails to disappoint. Lindsay is always a combination of obtuse, self-centered, illogical and yes, daffy AF. At any rate, Lindsay has worked with Harvey a couple of times and is therefore qualified to exonerate him of any wrongdoing and to instruct Harvey’s wife, Georgina Chapman, on how to proceed.
Here’s the message in it’s entirety, complete with haloed angel emoji labeled “Harvey”.
lindsay lohan (and her whack accent) is defending Harvey Weinstein on her insta rn. GOODBYE TO YOU FOREVER. pic.twitter.com/aMzvAOXPYp
— lauren yap (@itslaurenyap) October 11, 2017
Yep, that’s some classic Lohan logic at work there. He didn’t do anything to her therefore he didn’t do anything to anybody else. She doesn’t think what’s going on is right (what’s going on is people are speaking publicly about their personal experiences? Isn’t that what you’re doing, you twat). She thinks Georgina needs to “take a stand” for her husband and that people need to “stand up”. This cuckoo clock really thinks she’s championing some underdog instead of defending a Hollywood tycoon who allegedly used his power and influence to molest and harass hundreds of women (oh, and rape, allegedly, there’s that too)! He’s got lawyers he can pay to “stand up” for him (or he did).
Look, we all know Lindsay’s probably just in it for a sweet burst of publicity, which I am currently paying her. It was worth it. She’s so delightfully dumb. Maybe she thinks he’s gonna make a giant comeback and thank her for her loyalty with an Oscar winning role of a lifetime. Uh huh.