Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Newly Single

As reported last month, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly getting friendly with the alleged credit-card gifting, alleged reporter-murdering Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, in a romantic way. Because, rumored murder aside, a prince who allegedly doles out free black cards to his potential concubines is a score for a gal who has to work and slave on yachts all day. Unfortunately, this alleged-slathered story had an unhappy ending. As reported by The Daily Mail (via Page Six), Lindsay revealed that she’s newly single during an appearance on Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show on Friday.

Lindsay has been appearing as a judge on Australia’s version of The Masked Singer and revealed her new party of one status during a promotional appearance. Sadly, it was a super-recent occurrence for Lindsay. As in – that morning. When they asked her about her romantic status, she replied with “I was seeing someone and we broke up today.” Ouch. Lindsay Lohan declined to identify the bullet-dodger, saying, “You wouldn’t even know who he was. I had a bit of a day.” 

Sounds like. If it was the Crown Prince, they reportedly met at the Formula One Grand Prix race and texting and gift-wrapped credit cards allegedly ensued. He must have told her to just step over the bloodstains on my throne room carpet, my beauty.

And never count a Lohan down. Despite losing her MTV reality show Lindsay’s Beach Club (AND the club itself, it sounds like), Lohan is rebounding with her Masked Singer gig and also claims she’s writing a not-a-reality show-but-a-reality-show about her fellow Lohans.

In an interview on Australia’s “Studio 10” this week, Lohan revealed that she’s “writing a TV series that will come out in America. Almost like a reality show, but not a reality show.”

Sophia Petrillo was right!

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