Category: Kirsten Dunst

Kim Kardashian Returned To California And Left Kanye In Wyoming To Continue His Presidential Campaign With The Unwitting Help Of Kirsten Dunst

August 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I’ve heard that the kickoff for the Birthday Party National Convention has been delayed because somebody is taking a giant shit in there right now and still has the key (it’s being held in the men’s room at an ARCO just off I-25 outside of Cody, Wyoming). So we don’t currently have any more information about Kanye West’s presidential platform or plans for America other than possibly replacing the USPS with Christian TikTok videos? What little we do have to go on is …confusing. According to Billboard, Kanye released some new campaign materials on Twitter and despite graphic design being his passion, it’s a little hard to make out it’s meaning. Kanye shared a campaign poster featuring images of Anna Wintour, Kirsten Dunst, and others, prompting Kiki to ask what we’re all thinking— “What’s the message here, and why am I a part of it??

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Open Post: Hosted By Kirsten Dunst Talking About How She Refused To Fix Her Teeth For “Spider-Man”

November 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Kirsten Dunst may question whether she’s been adequately compensated for her years of acting service, but she should never – NEVER – doubt her recognized value in the world of not-perfect teeth. She’s the unsung Hollywood hero to those out there with snaggles, gaps, busted bites, summer teeth, and wrecked chompers. And yet, there are people out there who have dared to suggest that Kirsten get herself to a cosmetic oral specialist and overhaul her dental situation.

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The Emmys Was Bursting With Excessive Amounts Of Fabric Last Night

September 18, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s a bit redundant to say so, because aren’t all award shows just an excuse for fashion houses to clean out their local Fabric Barn and send a famous person down the carpet in more material than a 1980s canopy bed set? But the Emmys did see a lot of by-the-yardage last night, like on Jessica Biel, who said yes to a white Ralph & Russo dress. If you think Jessica and Justin Timberlake look like they stopped by the Emmys on their way to appearing on the top of a wedding cake, you’re not the only one.

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Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons’ Baby Name Has Been Revealed

May 12, 2018 / Posted by:

And in celebrity baby news that’s not about the newest Kardashian money-maker making her Instagram debut…

It was revealed this week that that Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons contributed to our planet’s overpopulation problem with a baby boy who, judging by his parents’ skin tones, is probably in the running for “Palest Human On Earth.” But the most important part about the birth hadn’t been revealed until now – the name! The Blast got a hold of the birth certificate (there is no privacy anywhere ever) and we’d like to welcome Ennis Howard Plemons to this life. And well, that’s quite a name. He sounds like an old-timey failed presidential candidate who ran on the Bull Moose platform in 1912. Continue reading

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