If you’re anything like me you’ve spent some of your dumb-down time watching the past season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where we were treated to ga-jillionaire Kathy Hilton throwing shade (and alleged tantrums) while looking 100% unbothered. She has no filter and gives zero fucks how anyone takes it. And speaking of taking it, former infrared ingenue Paris Hilton is not pleased with her mother’s loose lips after Kathy claimed Paris and her deadbeat dad husband Carter Reum are experiencing challenges conceiving a child. In response, Paris is admitting she has no idea what Kathy is talking about. Oh, Kathy. At it again!
Kathy put on her dusty pink house slippers and sashayed over to E! News on Monday for a chat. Since the only real interesting thing about quirky Kathy is her egregious wealth, eventually the topic of Paris’ marriage came up, and Kathy gushed about how happy they are. But she also revealed Paris and Carter are consummating like bunnies to pro-create. And Kathy decided to air her daughter’s alleged fertility issues:
Kathy shared that Paris and Carter are eagerly trying to conceive their first child together.
“It breaks my heart because I know she is trying and trying and I always say, ‘Just relax,'” the Bravo star revealed. “So many people, they struggle and it doesn’t just happen like that.”
Aht aht Kathy. Nobody asked you to become the family spokesperson on this matter, and Paris is definitely doing some damage control to combat your investigative journalism of family secrets. Paris has already said she and Carter are literally putting their eggs in one basket awaiting IVF treatments, and Page Six reports Paris has raised her pinky finger with a smug Dr. Evil laugh to let everyone know Kathy’s claims are wrong.
“I’m getting tons of messages of people asking me when I’m having a baby,” the heiress, 41, wrote via Instagram Stories Wednesday.
“My husband and I always wanted to enjoy our first year of marriage together as a couple and we we’re [sic] always planning on starting our family in 2023,” she continued.
After calling IVF a “journey,” Paris wrote that she has “lots of healthy embryos ready and waiting to be part of [her] Cutesy Crew.”
She concluded, “I have an extremely busy work and travel schedule but nothing gets me more excited than becoming a mom in 2023!”
— JR (@joyrosenberg) November 17, 2022
As far as Kathy’s original statement, Paris relayed, “I don’t know where she got that,” and I believe her because Kathy is crazy. In any case, the new addition to the Hilton generation will be arriving sometime in 2023, so get ready for a new reality show titled A Baby In Paris, or something just as basic. But my hope is while drafting up the baby’s trust fund they include a clause that states he or she can’t do reality TV until they’re thirty. That will give us all enough time to prepare ourselves.