Paula Abdul is in the news for– oh, wait. Shit! I added the wrong picture to this article. It was supposed to be a photo of Paula and Kathy Hilton. And while the blonde one is definitely Kathy, who in the flying fuck is the brunette chick? One of those Addison Rae/Charli D’Amelio TikTok types? THIS JUST IN: Page Six reports that the mystery lady on the left is allegedly 60-year-old Paula Abdul. And just like that, 2022 has given us a “PAUL(A) IS DEAD” Beatles-style death conspiracy!
On Sunday, Paula broke Instagram when she posted pics from Kathy Hilton’s Christmas party. In the first photo, Paula poses with her makeup artist, Kályd Odeh. Sure, she’s filtered to the moon and back, but she’s still recognizable. That all changes in Pic #2, starring Kathy and “Paula”. Paula edited her face so hard that the result is a completely new person. Bitch played God! In the rest of the photos, with Heidi Klum, Paris Hilton, Real Housewife Crystal Kung-Minkhoff, Jaclyn Smith, and Terri Seymour, Paula morphs back into her regular (still-heavily-filtered) self. Here are the pics:
The people were not going to let Paula get away with her crime against humanity. They roasted her in the comments. via Page Six:
“This looks like a completely different person,” one Instagram user commented. “Wow. I don’t understand this. Everyone knows what you actually look like. The amount of editing here is embarrassingly obvious,” another wrote. “holy s–t!! She looks like a little girl,” a third added.
Actually, the “she looks like a little girl” comment is a huge compliment. That’s exactly what Paula was going for. She literally turned the Facetune up to “Fetus.” I hope no one let the baby-Paula drink adult beverages at that party! Kathy Hilton’s been in enough trouble this year…