Category: Mysteries
Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul’s Facetune Fail
Paula Abdul is in the news for– oh, wait. Shit! I added the wrong picture to this article. It was supposed to be a photo of Paula and Kathy Hilton. And while the blonde one is definitely Kathy, who in the flying fuck is the brunette chick? One of those Addison Rae/Charli D’Amelio TikTok types? THIS JUST IN: Page Six reports that the mystery lady on the left is allegedly 60-year-old Paula Abdul. And just like that, 2022 has given us a “PAUL(A) IS DEAD” Beatles-style death conspiracy!
Kelly Price May Or May Not Have Been Missing For The Past Week
I realize we joke about celebrity disappearances from time to time because their careers tanked faster than the Titanic. But when one of them actually goes missing it kinda becomes a big deal, and with recent reports that gospel and R&B singer Kelly Price went missing in Georgia, many are hoping she’s OK. Yet conversely, her legal team has slapped back at those claims by reporting she’s alive and well and everything is all right! Hence a tornado of mismatched information and suspicion has arisen in the aftermath as everyone is now wondering exactly what’s going on.