Afternoon Crumbs

July 3, 2019 / Posted by:

On the newest episode of the Dlisted podcast, Allison and I dreamcast the live-action The Little Mermaid, and I dreamcast either Chloe or Halle Bailey from Chloe x Halle. Disney announced that Halle Bailey will be Ariel. And as I try to dreamcast up some winning fucking lottery numbers, Halle Bailey should get herself some antibiotics and Febreze to spray at Lindsay Lohan who will try to jump her ass for taking that role. And everyone who read Halle Bailey’s wrong is brain burping up questions marks while imagining Halle Berry as The Little Mermaid  – Just Jared

These pictures from the set of Bill & Ted Face The Music made grey hairs sprout out of my eyebrows and not only because Bill & Ted look like dads now, but because I spotted the phone booth and said, “I know what that is!” – Lainey Gossip 

Gerard Butler would like you to know that he’s still the Celebrity King of Ho Shit – Pajiba

Not pictured: thrown soaked granny panties mid-air as they head toward the stage – SOW

Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer is serving late-80s Midwest lot lizard elegance by the gallons – Drunken Stepfather

It’s nice to see that Gal Gadot has gone green by recycling old curtains from a lounge circa 1973 – Popoholic

But does Naomi Campbell count eating the souls of the assistants and housekeepers who dare fuck with her?! – Celebitchy


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