Night Crumbs

March 10, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

One of Jenna Ortega’s life goals must be to appear on as many lunchboxes and t-shirts at Hot Topic as possible because she’s in talks to star in Tim Burton’s sequel to Beetlejuice after working with him on Wednesday for Netflix. Tim is expected to direct, and Michael Keaton will be back too. If Jenna signs on, she’ll solidify herself as the Gen Z Winona Ryder because she’ll play Lydia Deetz’s daughter. And if Tim continues to work with Jenna, then she’ll officially replace Johnny Depp as his muse. So I’m guessing that right now, Johnny Depp is in front of Tim Burton’s house in a gothy babydoll dress and a little spiky wig, begging Tim to please, please, please cast him as Lydia Deetz, Jr.! – Just Jared

While some call Glenn Close the Susan Lucci of the Oscars since she has eight nominations and zero wins, the Susan Lucci of the Oscars might really be Diane Warren. She’s been nominated 14 times and does not have a little naked gold dude on her shelf. And honestly, those who didn’t vote for her to win the Best Song Oscar for Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now from Mannequin should be jailed! – Pajiba

And on this crossover episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 and The Nanny, Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty) has called on Fran Fran (current SAG president Fran Drescher) to fix the fucked-up issues with SAG’s healthcare plan after she lost her insurance while fighting cancer. Fix it, Fran! Brenda Walsh doesn’t need this shit – Us Weekly

Good news for those of you ranch-dressing fanatic freaks, you no longer have to pour America’s jizz onto vanilla ice cream to get your dessert ranch-dressing fix. Because Hidden Valley Ranch-flavored ice cream will be sold at Walmart soon – Celebitchy

After Drew Barrymore said that her therapist dropped her as a client because of her excessive post-divorce boozing, he piped up with a response – Entertainment Weekly

Here’s the full trailer for the second season of Yellowjackets. And since no TV trailer is complete without a moody and dark cover of a song everyone knows, this one features Florence + The Machine bringing the raw emotion while yodeling out a moody and dark cover of No Doubt’s Just A Girl – Lainey Gossip

Robert Blake, whose life went from child star in Our Gang to TV cop in Baretta to being tried and acquitted of the murder of his wife, has died at 89 – Gr8erDays

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