Category: Jamie Spears
Daddy Spears, Who Has Reportedly Been Dodging A Deposition, Wants Britney Spears To Sit Down For A Deposition
On this Father’s Day, there are a few things that are certain, like many of your Facebook friends posting retro thirst traps of their dads looking retro DILF-ey in the 70s and 80s. It’s also certain that Britney Spears didn’t sweetly grace her father’s ears with the words Happy Father’s Day. Well, unless she substituted “Happy” for “eat,” “Father’s” for “shit,” and “Day” for “asshole.” Because as we know, Brit Brit is estranged from most of her immediate family over their role in her 13-year conservatorship, and at the top of that familial shit list is her father Jamie Spears who she’s currently involved in a legal tussle with. Britney’s lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, claimed last month that Daddy Spears was “running and hiding” from his deposition where he’d have to answer to the claims that he pulled some shady shit while running his daughter’s conservatorship. And now Daddy Spears has become Bratty Spears, because he’s basically said to his daughter, “You go first.” Daddy Spears’ lawyers will schedule a date for his depo as soon as Britney Spears agrees to be deposed too.
Britney Spears’ Lawyer Claims That Jamie Spears Is Dodging A Deposition
Despite the fact that Britney Spears has officially been officially granted her freedom, she still has to deal with the man who continually qualifies for Hell’s annual Father of the Year Awards (I hear they celebrate with a BBQ catered by bugs, and everyone gets two drink coupons for a glass of languished screams). That would be because Britney’s lawyer Mathew Rosengart has pledged to hold Britney’s daddy, Jamie Spears, accountable for all that he allegedly did, while he was in control of Britney’s life and finances over the past 13 years. The only issue here is that Jamie might be doing the absolute most to avoid talking to Mathew or the courts. At least that’s what Mathew has heavily implied when he filed documents that essentially dare to ask (do it, Rockapella) Where in the World is Jamie Spears?
Britney Spears Is Back On Instagram After A Mysterious Break
Guess who’s back? Back again? Wait, that’s another 2000s hit by a peroxide blond. Whatever. The answer is it’s Britney, bitch! Britney Spears is back on Instagram to grace us with her never-ending fashion shows and captions calling out Jamie Lynn Spears. The pop star’s account mysteriously disappeared and she left no indication why she deactivated her account. Instagram is nothing without Britney, so we can safely assume the suits at Facebook begged her to come back!
In A Lengthy Instagram Post, Britney Spears Threatened To Sue Her Former Management Company Tri Star
Britney Spears has been on one over on Instagram this week. In a since-deleted post yesterday, Britney called out Tri Star Management and her former business managers there, Lou Taylor and Robin Greenhill, and threatened to “sue the shit” out of them. Britney also accused them of trying to kill her, the implication being that they had a crucial role in orchestrating the conservatorship she suffered under for 13 years.
Britney Spears Reportedly Signed A $15 Million Tell-All Book Deal
Britney Spears is reportedly going to be writing a tell-all memoir and she’s supposedly getting PAID for it! 40-year-old Brit Brit was recently freed from her nearly 13-year long conservatorship and has been tearing up her family on Instagram ever since. Her father, Jamie Spears, her mother, Lynne Spears, and even her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, have been the targets of Britney’s ire as she continues to reveal all the alleged horrible bullshit they put her through mentally and physically for over a decade. And don’t even ask Britney about her sister’s memoir, Things I Should Have Said. Now it’s time for her to put her own words into writing and tear her family up in a book and not just long-winded Instagram posts full of emojis! And Page Six says that Britney’s earning $15 million for it. The way she has so many songs to pick a book title from. “Stronger Than Yesterday,” “Why Do These Tears Come At Night?,” “Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?,” but personally I think she should just name it “It’s Britney, Bitch,” and call it a day.
Britney Spears Has Been Invited To Speak About Her Conservatorship To Congress
That obviously isn’t what it would look like if Britney Spears spoke her truth in front of U.S. Congress. It’s just a still from her fake press conference from the beginning of the “I Wanna Go” music video. But there are some elements that will be the same. Britney Spears speaking candidly into a microphone in front of a captivated audience while wearing something likely as stunning. Except in this case, you could also picture Britney’s family sweating buckets as they prepare to get called out in front of the largest legislative branch of the federal government.