Britney Spears Is Back On Instagram After A Mysterious Break
Guess who’s back? Back again? Wait, that’s another 2000s hit by a peroxide blond. Whatever. The answer is it’s Britney, bitch! Britney Spears is back on Instagram to grace us with her never-ending fashion shows and captions calling out Jamie Lynn Spears. The pop star’s account mysteriously disappeared and she left no indication why she deactivated her account. Instagram is nothing without Britney, so we can safely assume the suits at Facebook begged her to come back!
Britney’s Insta went dark a few days ago, leaving followers very confused and worried. Meanwhile, the executives at Tri Star Management probably breathed a massive sigh of relief upon realizing that they would no longer be blasted and called “bitches.” There’s no recovering from that kind of thing. Unfortunately for them, the silence is over! As TMZ describes:
Britney Spears has made her return to Instagram … two days after her sudden disappearance. With the reactivation, Britney was back to her old habits — posting pics, eyes locked on the camera!
While Britney’s caption was a simple rose emoji, her fans flocked to the comments section, welcoming her back to the platform. However, Britney doesn’t address why she ever left … our Instagram sources told us they didn’t remove her profile, so it must’ve been her doing.
Whenever a celebrity goes on a social media hiatus, fans are always a bit concerned. But when it comes to Britney, people are hyperaware of her every action. She uses her account to not only give us homemade photoshoots and puppy updates (if you never saw her puppy, I implore you to click), but to also call out the people involved in her former conservatorship and the ongoing woes related to it. However, it appears all is well in Spears-land! Brit Brit has already posted multiple videos and pics of her new “Clueless” outfit. And she even shared a kind of weird TikTok of a pregnant woman with the caption, “Mommy … get me out of here.” This, of course, has made people forget all about the disappearance and suspect that she has a baby on the way!
I don’t know if this is all planned or not, but whatever the case, Britney really knows how to keep the people interested! Pepper in some photos of new outfits circa 2004 and inspirational Facebook memes, call your family bitches (and then swiftly delete it), and then disappear only to come back days later. It’s the template for social media dominance! Today’s Instagram “models” could never!
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