Britney Spears is reportedly going to be writing a tell-all memoir and she’s supposedly getting PAID for it! 40-year-old Brit Brit was recently freed from her nearly 13-year long conservatorship and has been tearing up her family on Instagram ever since. Her father, Jamie Spears, her mother, Lynne Spears, and even her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, have been the targets of Britney’s ire as she continues to reveal all the alleged horrible bullshit they put her through mentally and physically for over a decade. And don’t even ask Britney about her sister’s memoir, Things I Should Have Said. Now it’s time for her to put her own words into writing and tear her family up in a book and not just long-winded Instagram posts full of emojis! And Page Six says that Britney’s earning $15 million for it. The way she has so many songs to pick a book title from. “Stronger Than Yesterday,” “Why Do These Tears Come At Night?,” “Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?,” but personally I think she should just name it “It’s Britney, Bitch,” and call it a day.
Publishing insiders tell Page Six that Britney is going to be the next big star with a tell-all memoir that earns her millions. One insider says that several publishing houses wanted Britney’s book, but she went with Simon & Schuster who is paying up for it!
The deal comes after a bidding war from multiple publishers over her book, according to one insider, who claimed, “the deal is one of the biggest of all time, behind the Obamas.”
The rights for Barack and Michelle Obama’s books sold in 2017, with the sum reportedly surpassing $60 million, the largest ever known figure for nonfiction books. Bill Clinton landed a $15 million deal for his post-presidential book My Life in 2001.
I love that Britney is getting the same amount as former President Bill Clinton. I think she actually deserves more money than him, though, because between the two of them Britney has never been on one of convicted pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein’s, planes–but hey. And prayers out to whoever has to edit this memoir because Britney Spears is going to absolutely type this thing up using only emojis.
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